{"id":101,"date":"2012-02-24T08:53:18","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T06:53:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=101"},"modified":"2012-02-24T08:53:18","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T06:53:18","slug":"dumnezeu-si-cenepeu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"Dumnezeu\u2019 \u015fi cenepeu\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pies\u0103 de panaram\u0103 \u00een multe acte \u015fi 8 scene.<\/p>\n

Personajele (\u00een ordinea apari\u0163iei)
\nFUNC\u0162IONARA: de la o filial\u0103 mai m\u0103rgina\u015f\u0103 a unei b\u0103nci
\nMIHAI: adic\u0103 eu
\nVERA: so\u0163ia lui Mihai, nem\u0163oaic\u0103 veritabil\u0103
\nTRIO APA: trei func\u0163ionare de la Regia Apelor, care vorbesc \u00een cor
\nPOLI\u0162ISTUL: de la Poli\u0163ia Rutier\u0103
\nCOMPATRIOTUL OACHE\u015e: posesor de Landcruiser, pantaloni str\u00e2m\u0163i, jachet\u0103, p\u0103l\u0103rie cu boruri mari, musta\u0163\u0103 pe oal\u0103, toate negre
\nPOLI\u0162ISTA: de la serviciul imigr\u0103ri
\nANGAJATUL: de la trezorerie
\nDUMNEZEU: apare \u00een Rom\u00e2nia exclusiv \u00een \u00eenjur\u0103turi, vezi titlul
\nCENEPEUL: gr\u0103sun inofensiv
\nTELEFONUL: un telefon<\/p>\n

Scena 1<\/center>
\nDecorul arat\u0103 interiorul unei filiale de banc\u0103 mai mici. \u00cen fundal, dou\u0103 ghi\u015fee \u201eCasa Valut\u0103\u201d \u015fi \u201eCasa Lei\u201d. \u00cen prim plan, o mas\u0103 de scris la care lucreaz\u0103 Func\u0163ionara de banc\u0103. \u00cen fa\u0163a biroului, pe scaunul pentru vizitatori, \u015fade Mihai, care \u00ee\u015fi deschide un cont la banc\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.<\/small><\/p>\n

FUNC\u0162IONARA (se uit\u0103 la buletinul lui Mihai, pe care-l \u00eentoarce pe toate p\u0103r\u0163ile)<\/em><\/small>: Da adresa unde-i?
\nMIHAI: Pe spate.
\nFUNC\u0162IONARA (tasteaz\u0103 liter\u0103 cu liter\u0103 dup\u0103 metoda vultureasc\u0103; degetul ar\u0103t\u0103tor descrie cercuri \u00een aer, apoi fixeaz\u0103 \u0163inta \u015fi dup\u0103 asta se n\u0103puste\u015fte \u00een jos)<\/em><\/small>: Emis de cine?
\nMIHAI: Tot pe spate, mai jos. Verbandsgemeindeverwaltung Lingenfeld.
\nFUNC\u0162IONARA (silabisind)<\/em><\/small>: A_u_to_ri_t\u0103_\u0163i_le ger_mane. \u015ei cenepeul care-i?
\nMIHAI: CNP nu exist\u0103 \u00een Germania. Rom\u00e2nia e singura \u0163ar\u0103 din UE care are CNP.
\nFUNC\u0162IONARA (jignit\u0103)<\/em><\/small>: Da\u2019 mie mi-l cere.
\nMIHAI: Pune\u0163i num\u0103rul buletinului, alt num\u0103r nu este.
\nFUNC\u0162IONARA (\u015fi mai jignit\u0103)<\/em><\/small>: N-ajunge. Lipsesc dou\u0103 cifre. Nu mi-l ia.
\nMIHAI: Pune\u0163i doi de zero.
\nFUNC\u0162IONARA DE BANC\u0102: Uite c\u0103 mi l-a luat!
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Scena 2<\/center>
\nDecorul arat\u0103 o sufragerie. Vera \u015fi Mihai stau la mas\u0103 \u015fi beau cafea. Urm\u0103torul dialog are loc \u00een limba suedez\u0103, deoarece spectatorul rom\u00e2n asociaz\u0103 mai degrab\u0103 sunetul acestei limbi cu germana, dec\u00e2t germana \u00eens\u0103\u015fi. Dac\u0103 exist\u0103 dificult\u0103\u0163i \u00een g\u0103sirea unor actori care s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 suedeza, se poate \u00eens\u0103 face uz \u015fi de german\u0103.<\/small><\/p>\n

VERA: Ce este asta, cenepeul?
\nMIHAI: Codul numeric personal, CNP cenepe.
\nVERA: Dar toat\u0103 lumea spune cenepeul.
\nMIHAI: Asta-i forma articulat\u0103. \u00cen rom\u00e2n\u0103, articolul hot\u0103r\u00e2t se pune la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul cuv\u00e2ntului.
\nVERA: Cum adic\u0103, la sf\u00e2r\u015fit?
\nMIHAI: Foarte simplu. Dac\u0103 folose\u015fti articolul nehot\u0103r\u00e2t, spui \u00een german\u0103 \u201eun om\u201d, cu articolul nehot\u0103r\u00e2t \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. \u00cen rom\u00e2ne\u015fte este la fel, tot \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 \u201eun om\u201d. Dar dac\u0103 tu spui \u00een german\u0103 \u201eomul\u201d, deci cu articolol hot\u0103r\u00e2t \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u015fte se pune articolul la urm\u0103, \u201eomul.\u201d Asta-i toat\u0103 deosebirea.
\nVERA: Nu \u00een\u0163eleg.
\nMIHAI: Las\u2019 c\u0103-\u0163i explic alt\u0103dat\u0103. Da\u2019 cine te-a \u00eentrebat de cenepeu?
\nVERA: Uite acuma ai spus cenepeu. Asta ce mai e?
\nMIHAI: Pardon. Cenepe. Cine te-a \u00eentrebat?
\nVERA: C\u00e2nd am cump\u0103rat ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat. I-am zis ce mi-ai spus tu, l-a \u00eentrebat pe \u015feful lui \u015fi s-a aranjat.
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Scena 3<\/center>
\nAceea\u015fi sufragerie. La mas\u0103 se afl\u0103 Vera, Mihai \u015fi Trio Apa, beau cafea \u015fi se preg\u0103tesc pentru semnarea \u201eContractului de Furnizare\/Prestare a Serviciului de Aprovizionare cu Ap\u0103 \u015fi de Canalizare\u201d .<\/small><\/p>\n

MIHAI: Eu tot nu \u00een\u0163eleg de ce n-a putut s\u0103 semneze so\u0163ia mea s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103. La al\u0163ii, care lipseau de-acas\u0103, au semnat chiar vecinii.
\nTRIO APA (\u00een cor)<\/em><\/small>: P\u0103i nu se poate f\u0103r\u0103 cenepeu, c\u0103 am \u00eentrebat, \u015fi so\u0163ia n-are. Da vecinii aveau.
\nMIHAI: Da nici eu n-am.
\nTRIO APA (\u00een cor)<\/em><\/small>: Da dumneavoastr\u0103 sunte\u0163i titularu, \u015fi la \u0103la nu trebe musai!
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Scena 4<\/center>
\nO hal\u0103 de vreo 6×12 m \u00een care se afl\u0103 8 ghi\u015fee \u015fi cam 50 de persoane, \u00een cadrul Poli\u0163iei Rutiere. Din tavan picur\u0103 ap\u0103 \u015fi ni\u015fte fulgi albicio\u015fi care seam\u0103n\u0103 cu silitra. \u00cen fa\u0163a unui ghi\u015feu, Mihai. \u00cen spatele ghi\u015feului, poli\u0163istul rutier.<\/small><\/p>\n

POLI\u0162ISTUL RUTIER (jovial, \u00eenapoind un dosar)<\/em><\/small>: P\u0103i v\u0103 mai trebuie o droaie de acte, uite-aici lista. Dar \u00een primul r\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 face\u0163i re\u015fedin\u0163a, ca s\u0103 ave\u0163i cenepeu. F\u0103r\u0103 cenepeu nu se poate face nimic. Apoi v-a\u015f recomanda s\u0103 face\u0163i \u00eent\u00e2i o \u00eenmatriculare provizorie, c\u0103-s multe umbl\u0103turi \u015fi toat\u0103 povestea dureaz\u0103.
\nMIHAI: iese pe t\u0103cute.
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Scena 5<\/center>
\nLocul de parcare din fa\u0163a poli\u0163iei rutiere, plin de ma\u015fini parcate care mai decare aiurea. \u00cen cazul \u00een care va fi dificil s\u0103 se plaseze pe scen\u0103 ma\u015fini adev\u0103rate, acestea pot fi \u00eenlocuite cu cutii de carton pentru pantofi.<\/small><\/p>\n

COMPATRIOTUL OACHE\u015e (cobor\u00e2nd din Landcruiser, care poate s\u0103 fie tot o cutie de carton pentru pantofi, pe care s\u0103 scrie doar \u201eLandcruiser\u201d, vezi mai sus)<\/em><\/small>: Nu vinzi ma\u015fina, domnu, c\u0103 t\u0103t n-ai acte la ea?
\nMIHAI: se urc\u0103 pe t\u0103cute \u00eentr-o ma\u015fin\u0103 ceva mai mic\u0103, pe care nu scrie nimic.
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Scena 6<\/center>
\nSediul Departamentului pentru Imigra\u0163ie al Poli\u0163iei, o c\u0103m\u0103ru\u0163\u0103 mic\u0103, \u00een care se afl\u0103 o tejghea ca de bar, dou\u0103 scaune \u015fi o camer\u0103 de luat vederi. O u\u015f\u0103 d\u0103 afar\u0103, ceealalt\u0103 \u00een biroul \u015fefului. Poli\u0163ista se g\u0103se\u015fte \u00een spatele tejghelei, Vera \u015fi Mihai \u00een fa\u0163\u0103.<\/small><\/p>\n

POLI\u0162ISTA: Ia s\u0103 vedem actele. A\u0163i completat formularul? Bine, la doamna este \u00een ordine. Dar dumneavoastr\u0103 nu sunte\u0163i cet\u0103\u0163ean rom\u00e2n?
\nMIHAI: Ba da, dar n-am \u00eenc\u0103 toate actele necesare pentru acte. De aceea am vrut s\u0103-mi fac mai \u00eent\u00e2i re\u015fedin\u0163a.
\nPOLI\u0162ISTA (tasteaz\u0103 datele, consult\u0103 monitorul \u015fi \u00eenapoiaz\u0103 dosarul lui Mihai)<\/em><\/small>: P\u0103i asta nu merge, degeaba v\u0103 iau actele, c\u0103 vi se respinge cererea. Sunte\u0163i trecut \u00een baza noastr\u0103 de date ca cet\u0103\u0163en rom\u00e2n.
\nVERA (dup\u0103 ce i se \u00eenm\u00e2neaz\u0103 o h\u00e2rtiu\u0163\u0103, pe rom\u00e2ne\u015fte)<\/em><\/small>: Eu acuma sunt mai mult rom\u00e2n dec\u00e2t tu. Eu am cenepe.
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Scena 7<\/center>
\nSediul Trezoreriei dintr-un or\u0103\u015fel ardelean. Un birou cu patru mese de scris, dintre care doar una este ocupat\u0103. Mihai vrea s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 taxa de poluare, acesta fiind ultimul lucru care-i mai lipse\u015fte pentru \u00eenmatricularea ma\u015finii. St\u0103 a\u015fezat pe scaunul pentru vizitatori \u015fi-\u015fi \u0163ine geanta cu acte pe genunchi.<\/small><\/p>\n

ANGAJATUL DE LA TREZORERIE (bine dispus)<\/em><\/small>: Hai c\u0103 la mine mere repede. \u00cen maxim juma\u2019 de or\u0103 v\u0103 spui c\u00e2t ave\u0163i de pl\u0103tit.
\nMIHAI: Da nu pl\u0103tesc aici?
\nANGAJATUL DE LA TREZORERIE: P\u0103i nu, jos la cas\u0103, dac\u0103 o mai fi deschis. S\u0103 vedem actele. \u00ceh\u00e2m. Da buletinu\u2019 lu\u2019 doamna unde-i?
\nMIHAI: La ea \u00een Germania, c\u0103-i trebuie. Dar eu am procur\u0103.
\nANGAJATUL DE LA TREZORERIE: Procura ca procura, da\u2019 mie-mi trebe cenepeu.
\nMIHAI: Aici scrie cenepeul, pe certificatul de \u00eenregistrare. Asta-i dovada c\u0103-i rezident \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.
\nANGAJATUL DE LA TREZORERIE: No bine, s\u0103 videm dac\u0103 mere. No uit\u0103-te \u015fi dumneata, l-am b\u0103gat, da nu-i \u00een baza noast\u0103 de date.
\nMIHAI: P\u0103i cum n-o s\u0103 fie? \u0102sta-i un cenepeu eliberat de autorit\u0103\u0163ile rom\u00e2ne!
\nANGAJATUL DE LA TREZORERIE: Io v\u0103 cred, da dac\u0103 nu l-o b\u0103gat \u00een baza de date? C\u00e2teodat\u0103 trec \u015fi tri luni p\u00e2n\u0103-l bag\u0103! Mere\u0163i napoi la Cluj \u015fi urjenta\u0163i.
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Scena 8<\/center>
\nDecorul prezint\u0103 un birou obi\u015fnuit dintr-o institu\u0163ie rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 obi\u015fnuit\u0103. \u00cen fundal, o sob\u0103 de teracot\u0103 \u015fi o cas\u0103 de bani care pare f\u0103cut\u0103 din tabl\u0103, vopsit\u0103 \u00een verde. Pe jos, linoleum ros \u015fi rupt \u00een mai multe locuri. Masa de scris este plin\u0103 de resturi de m\u00e2ncare, se v\u0103d h\u00e2rtii de \u00eempachetat mezeluri, pieli\u0163e de salam, buc\u0103\u0163i de p\u00e2ine, un borc\u0103nel cu mu\u015ftar, c\u00e2teva p\u0103h\u0103rele de \u0163uic\u0103. Pe o m\u0103su\u0163\u0103 mai mic\u0103, monitorul \u015fi tastatura unui calculator a\u015fezat pe du\u015fumea. Cenepeul poart\u0103 un tricou cu inscrip\u0163ia CNP pe piept, care i se ridic\u0103 un pic pe burtic\u0103, \u015fi st\u0103 rezimat de sp\u0103tarul fotoliului, cu capul pe speteaz\u0103 \u015fi cu picioarele \u00eentinse sub birou.<\/small><\/p>\n

TELEFONUL: sun\u0103.
\nCENEPEUL: r\u00e2g\u00e2ie.
\nTELEFONUL: sun\u0103 \u00een continuare.
\nCENEPEUL: \u00ee\u015fi suge un dinte.
\nTELEFONUL: sun\u0103 \u00een continuare.
\nCENEPEUL: scoate o sticl\u0103 din birou, \u00ee\u015fi toarn\u0103 un p\u0103h\u0103rel de \u0163uic\u0103, \u00eel bea \u015fi ofteaz\u0103.
\nTELEFONUL: \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 mai sune.
\nCENEPEUL (ridic\u0103 receptorul \u015fi formeaz\u0103 un num\u0103r din dou\u0103 cifre)<\/em><\/small>: Firu\u0163\u0103, nu mai da drumu\u2019 la nime-n lontru, c\u0103 io am de lucru. Z\u00ee \u015fi tu c\u0103 am conferin\u0163\u0103 de-aia video sau cum \u00eei z\u00eece.
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Pies\u0103 de panaram\u0103 \u00een multe acte \u015fi 8 scene. 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N-ar fi\u2026","rel":"","context":"\u00cen \u201eGeneral\u201d","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?cat=8"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1460,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=1460","url_meta":{"origin":101,"position":5},"title":"Mea culpa","author":"Mihai","date":"2 mai 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"BOR atrage aten\u0163ia asupra unei grave gre\u015feli din mesajul de Pa\u015fti al lui Iohannis, care folose\u015fte denumirea de \"Pa\u015fte\" \u00een loc de \"Sfintele Pa\u015fti\", aceasta \"ilustr\u00e2nd o regretabil\u0103 caren\u021b\u0103 de cultur\u0103 cre\u0219tina, sau cum am mai zis la \u00eenceput, un grav p\u0103cat cu ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103\". \u00cemi pun \u015fi eu cenu\u015f\u0103 \u00een\u2026","rel":"","context":"\u00cen \u201eGeneral\u201d","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?cat=8"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}