{"id":1010,"date":"2015-06-13T13:08:43","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T11:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=1010"},"modified":"2024-06-26T10:51:41","modified_gmt":"2024-06-26T08:51:41","slug":"bancuri-injineresti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=1010","title":{"rendered":"Bancuri injinere\u015fti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 cum am putut constata, bancurile cu ingineri sunt chiar mai anoste dec\u00e2t cele cu blondine. (Cel mai reu\u015fit este, dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea, cel cu asem\u0103narea dintre inginer \u015fi c\u00e2ine: Ambii au o privire inteligent\u0103 \u015fi nu pot s\u0103 se exprime&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>M-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t de aceea s\u0103 inventez \u015fi eu unul, dar am renun\u0163at din lips\u0103 de inspira\u0163ie. M\u0103 rezum s\u0103 v\u0103 relatez care a fost ultima c\u0103utare a unui inginer (specialitatea nu-mi este cunoscut\u0103) pe platforma <em><strong>dex online<\/strong><\/em>:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/sfertodox.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1011\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?attachment_id=1011\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/sfertodox.jpg?fit=1000%2C660&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,660\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sfertodox\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/sfertodox.jpg?fit=640%2C422&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/sfertodox.jpg?resize=500%2C330\" alt=\"sfertodox\" width=\"500\" height=\"330\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1011\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/sfertodox.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/sfertodox.jpg?resize=300%2C198&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPS<br \/>\nRezultatul c\u0103ut\u0103rii pute\u0163i s\u0103-l afla\u0163i singuri. Eu nu v\u0103 tr\u0103dez dec\u00e2t faptul c\u0103 inginerul nimere\u015fte, ca orbul Br\u0103ila. Asta se nume\u015fte pragmatism.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 cum am putut constata, bancurile cu ingineri sunt chiar mai anoste dec\u00e2t cele cu blondine. (Cel mai reu\u015fit este, dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea, cel cu asem\u0103narea dintre inginer \u015fi c\u00e2ine: Ambii au o privire inteligent\u0103 \u015fi nu pot s\u0103 se &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=1010\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,11,14,1,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-invatati-dracului-romaneste","category-management","category-oameni","category-fara-categorie","category-platitudini"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-gi","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":213,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=213","url_meta":{"origin":1010,"position":0},"title":"R\u0103ul cel mai mic","author":"Mihai","date":"30 mai 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Noua alian\u0163\u0103 de tip DA a for\u0163elor \"de dreapta\" este salutat\u0103 de c\u0103tre mul\u0163i speciali\u015fti ca fiind un r\u0103u mic, adic\u0103 un mare bine. 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