{"id":115,"date":"2012-05-30T15:02:07","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T13:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=115"},"modified":"2018-12-30T10:14:37","modified_gmt":"2018-12-30T08:14:37","slug":"frunza-verde-mazare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"Frunz\u0103 Verde Maz\u0103re"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ieri dup\u0103 mas\u0103, lini\u015ftea satului s-a dus pe apa s\u00e2mbetii. T\u0103r\u0103boiul, care se apropia treptat, a \u00eenceput cu muzic\u0103 popular\u0103 (d-aia a la C\u00e2ntarea Rom\u00e2niei), urmat\u0103 de ni\u015fte strig\u0103turi pe care la \u00eenceput nu le puteam \u00een\u0163elege. C\u00e2inii no\u015ftri<\/a>, bucuro\u015fi de orice noutate, \u015fi-au adunat ciolanele care de pe unde, \u015fi-au dezmor\u0163it \u00eencheieturile \u015fi au luat pozi\u0163ie de-a lungul gardului viu. Pisica Leni, care dormea lini\u015ftit\u0103 \u00eentr-un fotoliu pe teras\u0103, \u015fi-a umflat dintr-o dat\u0103 coada ca o perie de sp\u0103lat sticle \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u00e2r\u00e2ie. (Pe bune, m\u00e2r\u00e2ie ca un c\u00e2ine…)
\nLa \u00eenceput a ap\u0103rut un autoturism cu trei p\u00e2lnii de megafon pe acoperi\u015f, pe a c\u0103rui portiere scria USL. A trecut la pas in josul satului, \u00eendemn\u00e2ndu-ne s-o alegem pe una Rodica Cut\u0103rescu, profesoar\u0103, intelectual\u0103 \u015fi cinstit\u0103, \u00een nu \u015ftiu ce func\u0163ie. C\u00e2inii no\u015ftri, \u00een cor cu to\u0163i ceilal\u0163i c\u00e2ini din sat, se \u0163ineau bini\u015for \u00een lupta cu decibelii str\u0103ini.
\nUn pic mai t\u00e2rziu, o uria\u015f\u0103 dub\u0103 alb\u0103 cu inscrip\u0163ia USL a scuipat o ceat\u0103 de tipi \u015fi tipe care purtau pungi de plastic cu acelea\u015fi ini\u0163iale. S-au n\u0103pustit cu to\u0163ii s\u0103 ia casele la r\u00e2nd. O individ\u0103 brunet\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103, cu fa\u0163a ro\u015fcovan\u0103, \u015fi-a adunat tot curajul \u015fi s-a apropiat de poarta noastr\u0103, \u00eentinz\u00e2nd m\u00e2na s\u0103 apese pe butonul soneriei, \u00een timp ce Ricky se ridicase pe labele din spate \u015fi \u00eei l\u0103tra direct \u00een obraz. I-am f\u0103cut un semn deosebit de clar s\u0103-\u015fi ia valea \u015fi tipa a \u00een\u0163eles \u015fi a \u00eentins-o. Din p\u00e2lniile de megafon se rev\u0103rsau alternativ muzic\u0103 popular\u0103, \u00eendemnuri la vot (cu promisiuni de genul \u201evom scoate \u0163ara din criz\u0103\u201d, \u201evom sprijini agricultura rom\u00e2neasc\u0103\u201d \u015famd.), \u015fi urm\u0103torul c\u00e2ntecel – pe melodia \u201eZece Negri Mititei\u201d -, interpretat de un cor b\u0103rb\u0103tesc \u00eentr-un falset \u00eengrozitor:<\/p>\n

La Palatul Cotroceni
\nC\u00e2nt\u0103 cucuveaua
\nC\u0103 B\u0103sescu \u015fi ai lui
\n\u015ei-au g\u0103sit damblaua.<\/p>\n

M-am \u00eentrebat care dintre poe\u0163ii capabili s\u0103 ating\u0103 astfel de culmi lirice a fost scos de la naftalin\u0103, Alexandru Toma sau Maria Banu\u015f? Sau, ca s\u0103 nu fiu acuzat de antisemitism, poate Adrian P\u0103unescu?<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 ve\u0163i r\u00e2de, dar eu p\u00e2n\u0103 acum dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni n-am \u015ftiut nici c\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia are un guvern nou, nici ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 USL*, \u015fi aceasta \u00eempotriva faptului c\u0103 \u00een ultimii ani \u00eemi petrec mai mult\u0103 vreme \u00een \u0163ar\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00een Germania. Pentru mine, politica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, t\u00e2r\u00e2t\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rtejul declinului de o clas\u0103 politic\u0103 corupt\u0103 \u015fi de un electorat t\u00e2mp, a dat faliment deja \u00een perioada celei de-a doua mineriade \u015fi nu-\u015fi va reveni dec\u00e2t peste c\u00e2teva genera\u0163ii. Asta \u00een cel mai bun caz.
\nDin ziua \u00een care o cioc\u0103nitoare ne-a stricat antena \u201enormal\u0103\u201d de televiziune, nu m\u0103 mai uit dec\u00e2t la programele TV germane, pe care le recep\u0163ionez prin satelit. M\u0103 simt mult mai bine. Nu sunt silit s\u0103 ascult nici muzica a\u015fa zis popular\u0103, nici cuv\u00e2nt\u0103rile agramate ale politicienilor rom\u00e2ni, nici comentariile \u00eeng\u0103late cu dic\u0163iune de mahala ale crainicelor, nici emisiunile de \u015ftiri diluate cu mizerii voyeuriste care dureaz\u0103 peste o or\u0103.
\nA\u015fa c\u0103 am pierdut at\u00e2t revenirea pe scena politic\u0103 a Fostului Pre\u015fedinte De Trist\u0103 Amintire \u015fi a Nepotului M\u0103tu\u015fii, c\u00e2t \u015fi solidaritatea<\/a> pe care i-o arat\u0103 colegii din PNL lui Crin Antonescu, ajut\u00e2ndu-l s\u0103-\u015fi ridice p\u00e2n\u0103-n cap poalele sacoului \u015fi s\u0103 se prezinte astfel \u00een toat\u0103 splendoarea sa urinar\u0103<\/del>originar\u0103.
\nA\u015f fi vrut s\u0103 scriu \u015fi eu, pe melodia de mai sus, o poezioar\u0103 vesel\u0103 cu alte nume, dar, ca s\u0103 fiu sincer, mi s-a cam f\u0103cut sil\u0103. Poate \u00eencerca\u0163i voi, \u0103\u015ftia mai tineri.<\/p>\n

*\tacuma \u015ftiu: Uniunea Slugoilor \u015fi Lichelelor<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ieri dup\u0103 mas\u0103, lini\u015ftea satului s-a dus pe apa s\u00e2mbetii. T\u0103r\u0103boiul, care se apropia treptat, a \u00eenceput cu muzic\u0103 popular\u0103 (d-aia a la C\u00e2ntarea Rom\u00e2niei), urmat\u0103 de ni\u015fte strig\u0103turi pe care la \u00eenceput nu le puteam \u00een\u0163elege. C\u00e2inii no\u015ftri, bucuro\u015fi … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,10,14,17,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-invatati-dracului-romaneste","category-oameni","category-politica","category-romania-in-lume"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-1R","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":43,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=43","url_meta":{"origin":115,"position":0},"title":"Potemkinizarea satului rom\u00e2nesc","author":"Mihai","date":"22 ianuarie 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Se poate s\u0103 nu cunoa\u015fte\u0163i termenul de \u201eSat Potemkin(ian)\u201c, pentru c\u0103, spre deosebire de alte culturi (vezi fr. 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