{"id":129,"date":"2013-03-02T21:38:48","date_gmt":"2013-03-02T19:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=129"},"modified":"2015-02-17T06:01:40","modified_gmt":"2015-02-17T06:01:40","slug":"cum-ne-facem-tara-de-rasfifty-ways-to-live-yourope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"Cum ne facem \u0163ara de r\u00e2s
Fifty ways to live Yourope"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cencep cu \u201cbagatele\u201d. <\/span><\/p>\n

La Aeroportul International de la Cluj, dup\u0103 ce te-ai dezbr\u0103cat p\u00e2n\u0103 la c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103, \u0163i-ai scos centura \u015fi \u0163i-ai golit buzunarele, mai trebuie adesea s\u0103 te \u015fi descal\u0163i. \u00cen acest caz, umbli cu picioarele goale prin mizeria de pe jos, deoarece automatul care debiteaz\u0103 boto\u015feii de plastic \u00ee\u0163i pretinde 2 lei, iar banii t\u0103i au trecut deja \u00eempreun\u0103 cu restul lucrurilor \u00een partea ceealalt\u0103… (La Otopeni, aceast\u0103 complica\u0163ie inutil\u0103 este evitat\u0103 \u00een mod genial: boto\u015fei ioc!)<\/span><\/p>\n

Ar mai fi \u015fi cazul cet\u0103\u0163eanului UE, care este trimis de la Oficiul Pentru Imigr\u0103ri, aflat la periferia ora\u015fului, s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 o tax\u0103 de 2 lei (!) la Trezorerie, aflat\u0103 tocmai \u00een centru, pentru a i se elibera \u00een final un Certificat de \u00cenregistrare dotat cu un CNP care nu poate fi reg\u0103sit, din cauza adresei incomplete, \u00een nicio baz\u0103 de date din \u0163ar\u0103…<\/span><\/p>\n

Dar, cum am zis deja, astea-s doar \u201cbagatele\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd Premierul Rom\u00e2niei \u00eel compar\u0103 pe Berlusconi cu Ceau\u015fescu, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se-ngroa\u015fe gluma. Spun asta nu din considera\u0163ie pentru Berlusconi, ci pentru c\u0103 aceast\u0103 compara\u0163ie t\u00e2mp\u0103 este lipsit\u0103 de orice baz\u0103 real\u0103. (Dar chiar dac\u0103 ar fi o compara\u0163ie justificat\u0103, o astfel de afirma\u0163ie \u00een public, venit\u0103 din parte unui \u00eenalt demnitar, \u00eencalc\u0103 chiar \u015fi cele mai elementare uzan\u0163e diplomatice.)<\/span><\/p>\n

Se poate \u00eens\u0103 \u015fi mai r\u0103u. Un Ministru de Externe infantil, uitat fie-i numele, declar\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia nu va fi primit\u0103 pe loc \u00een Spa\u0163iul Schengen, \u00ee\u015fi va pierde pe viitor orice interes pentru a mai ob\u0163ine aceast\u0103 calitate. (Cu alte cuvinte: Europa nu mai merit\u0103, domnule, favorul pe care doream s\u0103 i-l facem, noi rom\u00e2nii.)<\/span><\/p>\n

Confruntat cu acest monstruos c\u0103lcat \u00een str\u0103chini, Premierul, uitat fie-i \u015fi lui numele, declar\u0103, \u00een nem\u0103rginitul s\u0103u respect pentru adev\u0103r, urm\u0103toarele:<\/span><\/p>\n

1. <\/span><\/span><\/span>Nimeni nu a c\u0103lcat \u00een nimic<\/span><\/p>\n

2. <\/span><\/span><\/span>Nu a fost nici o strachin\u0103<\/span><\/p>\n

3. <\/span><\/span><\/span>C\u0103lc\u0103tura s-a f\u0103cut din \u00eens\u0103rcinarea \u015fi cu acordul Guvernului Rom\u00e2niei<\/span><\/p>\n

4. <\/span><\/span><\/span>Strachina a fost plasat\u0103 \u00een mod m\u00e2r\u015fav \u00een calea spre progres a poporului rom\u00e2n prin uneltirile du\u015fmanilor acestuia, \u00een frunte cu actualul Pre\u015fedinte Traian B\u0103sescu<\/span><\/p>\n

5. <\/span><\/span><\/span>Afirma\u0163iile potrivit c\u0103rora actuala coali\u0163ie USL ar cultiva un populism xenofob sunt ni\u015fte minciuni sfruntate ale str\u0103inilor care ne-au invadat \u0163ara acum \u015fi dintotdeauna. <\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/p>\n

F\u0103r\u0103 \u00eendoial\u0103, dup\u0103 tot ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u00een ultimele 10 luni, Rom\u00e2nia merit\u0103 o lec\u0163ie. \u00cen propriul interes. Nu cred \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103 refuzul ader\u0103rii la conven\u0163ia Schengen ar fi m\u0103sura potrivit\u0103. Cred mai degrab\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eenghe\u0163area fondurilor europene p\u00e2n\u0103 la eradicarea complet\u0103 a corup\u0163iei galopante ar putea sili balaurul cleptocra\u0163iei rom\u00e2ne\u015fti s\u0103-\u015fi \u00eenghit\u0103 coada \u015fi s\u0103 moar\u0103 dracului otr\u0103vit.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cencep cu \u201cbagatele\u201d. La Aeroportul International de la Cluj, dup\u0103 ce te-ai dezbr\u0103cat p\u00e2n\u0103 la c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103, \u0163i-ai scos centura \u015fi \u0163i-ai golit buzunarele, mai trebuie adesea s\u0103 te \u015fi descal\u0163i. \u00cen acest caz, umbli cu picioarele goale prin mizeria de … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,14,17,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-oameni","category-politica","category-romania-in-lume"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-25","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":231,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=231","url_meta":{"origin":129,"position":0},"title":"Drag\u0103 Bunicu\u0163o!","author":"Mihai","date":"22 septembrie 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Redau aici integral comentariul scris de Octavian Alexandru Berceanu pe siteul timesnewroman. 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