{"id":133,"date":"2013-03-12T13:38:48","date_gmt":"2013-03-12T11:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=133"},"modified":"2013-03-12T13:38:48","modified_gmt":"2013-03-12T11:38:48","slug":"o-tempora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"O, tempora&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nici \u00een Germania nu mai e cum a fost&#8230; sau cum spunea Karl Valentin: &#8222;Pe vremuri, toate erau mai bune, chiar \u015fi viitorul.&#8221;<br \/>\nClasa politic\u0103 german\u0103 a dec\u0103zut complet. Guvernul german are la ora actual\u0103 \u00een r\u00e2ndurile sale un cancelar fost membru FDJ (similar cu UTC la noi), un ministru de externe homosexual, un ministru de finan\u0163e handicapat, un ministru al economiei pe jum\u0103tate vietnamez \u015fi (culmea!) chiar trei mini\u015ftri bavarezi. Pre\u015fedintele Germaniei este un pastor evanghelic din fosta RDG, primarul Berlinului este \u015fi el homosexual, ministrul pre\u015fedinte din cel mai conservator land (Baden-W\u00fcrttemberg) este ecologist. De cur\u00e2nd, doi mini\u015ftri (Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg \u015fi Anette Schavan) au demisionat din motive de plagiat.  Iar mai deun\u0103zi, ca s\u0103 le pun\u0103 capac la toate, \u015fi-a dat demisia \u015fi Papa Benedict!<br \/>\nDar c\u00e2t n-am da noi, rom\u00e2nii, s\u0103 ne fie \u015fi nou\u0103 la fel de r\u0103u&#8230;<br \/>\nFace\u0163i, v\u0103 rog, compara\u0163ie, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.petreanu.ro\/2013\/03\/tara-deturnata\/\">citez<\/a>:<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><small>E halucinant, totu\u015fi:<\/p>\n<p>Prim-ministrul e un plagiator dovedit.<br \/>\nMentorul prim-ministrului, la r\u00e2ndul lui prim-ministru \u00een trecut, e condamnat pentru corup\u0163ie \u015fi e la pu\u015fc\u0103rie.<br \/>\nAl doilea om \u00een stat, \u015feful Senatului, e un repetent \u015fi un chiulangiu.<br \/>\nAl treilea om \u00een stat, pre\u015fedintele Camerei, e \u015fi el un repetent, care se crede coleg cu Mihai Viteazu.<br \/>\nMinistrul transportului e judecat pentru prejudicierea statului.<br \/>\nUnul dintre vice prim-mini\u015ftri e cercetat pentru malversa\u0163iuni electorale.<br \/>\nAltul e un fost \u015fef de mafii personale, trecut oportun dintr-o barc\u0103-ntr-alta ori de c\u00e2te ori a fost nevoie.<br \/>\nPe ministrul sportului nici m\u0103car curvele nu-l voiau, dar l-a vrut partidul.<br \/>\nMinistrul de interne vrea sens unic pe cel mai circulat drum na\u0163ional \u015fi voia recens\u0103m\u00e2nt na\u0163ional f\u0103cut cu \u015fefii de scar\u0103.<br \/>\nMinistrul chestiilor mari \u015fi foarte mari e un nega\u0163ionist \u015fi a fost trimis s\u0103 mai studieze despre Holocaust.<\/small><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nici \u00een Germania nu mai e cum a fost&#8230; sau cum spunea Karl Valentin: &#8222;Pe vremuri, toate erau mai bune, chiar \u015fi viitorul.&#8221; Clasa politic\u0103 german\u0103 a dec\u0103zut complet. Guvernul german are la ora actual\u0103 \u00een r\u00e2ndurile sale un cancelar &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=133\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,14,17,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-oameni","category-politica","category-romania-in-lume"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-29","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4466,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=4466","url_meta":{"origin":133,"position":0},"title":"Penibilit\u0103\u0163i","author":"Mihai","date":"29 martie 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Chestia cu suportul pentru dou\u0103 steaguri, fixat pe fa\u0163ada fiec\u0103rei case, a ap\u0103rut \u00eenc\u0103 pe vremea lui Stalin, c\u00e2nd \u201epavoazarea\u201d caselor era, sub amenin\u0163area unor pedepse draconice, obligatorie. 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