Un nu hot\u0103r\u00e2t.
\nP\u0103str\u00e2ndu-le o amintire pioas\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 din tinere\u0163e, \u00eemi este u\u015for s\u0103-i recunosc: sunt peste tot, s-au reciclat, s-au aranjat, unii chiar au \u00eentinerit…
\nPe cei mai simpli dintre ei (fo\u015fti serjen\u0163i sau plotoneri) \u00eei reg\u0103se\u015fti \u00een ghereta portarului la tot felul de institu\u0163ii. Te las\u0103 s\u0103 intri uit\u00e2ndu-se chior\u00e2\u015f. Tu cau\u0163i ceva ca un tablou indicator, care s\u0103-\u0163i arate drumul spre sec\u0163ia financiar\u0103 (tablou care de obicei chiar exist\u0103, dar este amplasat la etaj sau pe spatele unei u\u015fi care acum st\u0103 deschis\u0103 la perete), \u015fi dai nehot\u0103r\u00e2t din col\u0163 \u00een col\u0163, la care te interpeleaz\u0103: „Ce c\u0103uta\u0163i? C\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rti\u0163i ca o g\u0103in\u0103 beat\u0103. Sec\u0163ia financiar\u0103? Ie\u015fi\u0163i \u00een curte, prima la dreapta. Da’ n-a\u0163i putut \u00eentreba c\u00e2nd a\u0163i intrat?”
\nO alt\u0103 ipostaz\u0103 de supravie\u0163uire a fostului mili\u0163ian de rang inferior este cea a agentului de paz\u0103 de la unele magazine, care te prive\u015fte de sus \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i face un semn imperios cu m\u00e2na, cer\u00e2ndu-\u0163i pe mu\u0163e\u015fte bonul de cas\u0103…
\nBine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 fo\u015ftii ofi\u0163eri de mili\u0163ie sunt, totu\u015fi, ceva mai sp\u0103la\u0163i.
\nAu biroul lor propriu la serviciul de eviden\u0163\u0103 a popula\u0163iei sau la circula\u0163ie, nu r\u0103spund nici la b\u0103taia ta \u00een u\u015f\u0103 \u015fi nici la bun\u0103 ziua, dar te \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 cu un c\u0103lduros „A\u015ftepta\u0163i afar\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 sunte\u0163i chemat” sau „Spune\u0163i”. (Iar tu spui, dar nu chiar tot ce g\u00e2nde\u015fti.)
\nSau sunt \u015fefi de post, undeva la \u0163ar\u0103. Vrei s\u0103 predai ni\u015fte acte, postul de poli\u0163ie este \u00eenchis, cutie de po\u015ft\u0103 ioc. Suni la num\u0103rul de mobil afi\u015fat pe u\u015f\u0103, \u0163i se r\u0103spunde „Sunt \u00een concediu” \u015fi prime\u015fti num\u0103rul de mobil al \u015fefului. Discu\u0163ia cu acesta decurge cam a\u015fa:<\/p>\n
– Alo.
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua. Sunt Cutare, voiam s\u0103 depun o reclama\u0163ie, dar este \u00eenchis.
\n– Da’ num\u0103rul \u0103sta de unde \u00eel ave\u0163i?
\n– Am sunat la num\u0103rul afi\u015fat \u015fi l-am primit pe \u0103sta. Voiam s\u0103 \u00eentreb c\u00e2nd v\u0103 pot g\u0103si.
\n– Programul cu publicul este afi\u015fat. (Pe naiba, o fi poate afi\u015fat \u00een interior, c\u0103 eu sunt doar la fa\u0163a locului, dar evit s\u0103 m\u0103 leg de asta.)
\n– Da’ dac\u0103 tot v-am prins la telefon nu pute\u0163i s\u0103 mi-l spune\u0163i?
\n– \u00centre 9:00 \u015fi 15:00, dac\u0103 nu suntem cumva pe teren. Reveni\u0163i. (\u00cenchide.)<\/small><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Sigur c\u0103 se poate \u015fi mai r\u0103u. Unii dintre fo\u015ftii mili\u0163ieni chiar au ajuns generali la Ministerul de Interne. Sau la SPCLEP Cluj-Napoca. \u0102\u015ftia sunt cei care au dispus ca durata de valabilitate a c\u0103r\u0163ilor de identitate rom\u00e2ne\u015fti (cel pu\u0163in \u00een Cluj) s\u0103 fie stabilit\u0103 la 60(!) de ani, \u00een timp ce pentru cet\u0103\u0163enii rom\u00e2ni stabili\u0163i \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate legitima\u0163ia care dovede\u015fte stabilirea re\u015fedin\u0163ei \u00een Rom\u00e2nia trebuie re\u00eennoit\u0103 \u00een fiecare an. (A\u015fa ne trebuie, transfugi \u015fi tr\u0103d\u0103tori de \u0163ar\u0103 ce suntem!).
\nM-am descurcat o vreme doar cu ajutorul pa\u015faportului rom\u00e2nesc. Am fost \u00eens\u0103 \u00eempiedicat, \u00een mod ilegal, s\u0103 votez la alegeri, cu toate c\u0103 aveam o adeverin\u0163\u0103 de la prim\u0103rie unde era specificat\u0103 re\u015fedin\u0163a din Rom\u00e2nia. \u00cen afar\u0103 de asta, mi s-a recomandat s\u0103 renun\u0163 la ideea de a \u00eencerca s\u0103 \u00eenmatriculez o ma\u015fin\u0103 pe numele meu „cu actele \u0103stea”, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t m-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t: „de musai ca de voie bun\u0103”, cum se zice pe la noi. Am adunat toate h\u00e2r\u0163oagele necesare, legalizate, cu apostil\u0103 din Germania, traduse \u015fi legalizate din nou, adeverin\u0163a de la prim\u0103rie c\u0103 am cas\u0103 \u015fi teren, certificatul de c\u0103s\u0103torie, certificatul de na\u015ftere, copii dup\u0103 pa\u015faportul rom\u00e2nesc, am pl\u0103tit taxele, am procurat poze 4×3 cm „cu band\u0103 alb\u0103 de cinci milimetri \u00een partea inferioar\u0103” \u015fi m-am prezentat la ghi\u015feul cu pricina. Aici am fost fotografiat din nou(?!) \u015fi mi s-a comunicat c\u0103 trebuie \u00eenc\u0103 o copie dup\u0103 ultima pagin\u0103 din pa\u015faport „aia pe care se pun vizele”. Pa\u015faportul e nou, noi suntem din 2007 \u00een UE, cine naiba mai pune vize, am \u00eentrebat? „P\u0103i tocmai de-aia, s\u0103 se vad\u0103 c\u0103 nu sunt” a fost r\u0103spunsul prompt. Am t\u0103cut din gur\u0103.
\nAm primit dup\u0103 dou\u0103 zile legitima\u0163ia \u015fi m-am dus la Finan\u0163e s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc taxa de prim\u0103 \u00eenmatriculare pentru ma\u015fin\u0103. Aici am aflat c\u0103 figuram \u00een baza de date ANAF cu domiciliul \u00een G., unde \u00een anul 1971 mi-a fost eliberat un buletin valabil p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 2021. A\u015fa-mi trebuie, dac\u0103 am p\u0103r\u0103sit fraudulos \u0163ara, dac\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2neam aici aveam \u00eenc\u0103 \u015fi acum acte \u00een regul\u0103…
\nToat\u0103 povestea asta aproape c\u0103-mi face mili\u0163ia de pe vremuri simpatic\u0103.
\n\u00cemi amintesc cum prin ’73 ie\u015fisem \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 pe la miezul nop\u0163ii, dup\u0103 o lung\u0103 partid\u0103 de bridge \u015fi muzic\u0103, \u00een ora\u015f s\u0103-mi cump\u0103r \u0163ig\u0103ri. Am intrat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu un prieten \u00een restaurantul Transilvania, ne-am cump\u0103rat am\u00e2ndoi la repezeal\u0103 \u0163ig\u0103ri la garderob\u0103, dar la ie\u015fire a trebuit s\u0103 st\u0103m la coad\u0103 pentru c\u0103 se verificau actele. G\u0103l\u0103gie mare \u015fi discu\u0163ii. Lucru destul de obi\u015fnuit la orice coad\u0103, se \u015ftie doar c\u0103 \u00een acea perioad\u0103 cozile \u0163ineau locul re\u0163elelor de socializare de ast\u0103zi. Aici s-a \u00eenfiripat un dialog foarte vioi:<\/p>\n
Mili\u0163ianul (c\u0103tre prieten): Actele dumitale.
\nPrietenul (c\u0103tre mili\u0163ian): Da’ a\u0163i putea s\u0103 mi le cere\u0163i un pic mai politicos.
\nMili\u0163ianul (c\u0103tre prieten): \u00cenva\u0163\u0103-l dumneata pe tat\u0103l dumitale cum s\u0103 se poarte, nu pe mine.
\nEu (c\u0103tre mili\u0163ian): Da’ tu n-ai tat\u0103, boule?<\/small><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Urmarea a fost c\u0103 am petrecut noaptea la sec\u0163ia de mili\u0163ie \u015fi am primit o amend\u0103 de 500 de lei, care, fiind re\u0163inut\u0103 din salariu, a devenit public\u0103 printre cadrele didactice de la facultatea unde lucram.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un nu hot\u0103r\u00e2t. P\u0103str\u00e2ndu-le o amintire pioas\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 din tinere\u0163e, \u00eemi este u\u015for s\u0103-i recunosc: sunt peste tot, s-au reciclat, s-au aranjat, unii chiar au \u00eentinerit… Pe cei mai simpli dintre ei (fo\u015fti serjen\u0163i sau plotoneri) \u00eei reg\u0103se\u015fti \u00een ghereta … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,6,14,17,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-borituri","category-oameni","category-politica","category-romania-in-lume"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-mp","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2887,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=2887","url_meta":{"origin":1389,"position":0},"title":"Bine a\u0163i venit \u00een Baskalya! 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