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Ministrul Daea (\u0103la cu oaea) explic\u0103<\/a> agricultura:<\/p>\n

[ ] V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc pentru c\u0103 m-a\u021bi ascultat. Am c\u0103utat s\u0103 prezint c\u00e2t mai succint ceea ce se face \u00een agricultura \u021b\u0103rii, pentru c\u0103 \u00een afar\u0103 de om, tot ce se mi\u0219c\u0103 e \u00een agricultur\u0103. De la insect\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la vac\u0103, de la r\u00e2m\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la porc \u0219i de la orice alt\u0103 specie p\u00e2n\u0103 la alt\u0103 specie, exact de la orice buruian\u0103 la orice plant\u0103. \u0218i aceast\u0103 complexitate te oblig\u0103 de multe ori s\u0103 la\u0219i la o parte probleme \u00een prezentare, probleme care suscit\u0103 interes [ ]<\/small><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ministrul Daea (\u0103la cu oaea) explic\u0103 agricultura: [ ] V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc pentru c\u0103 m-a\u021bi ascultat. Am c\u0103utat s\u0103 prezint c\u00e2t mai succint ceea ce se face \u00een agricultura \u021b\u0103rii, pentru c\u0103 \u00een afar\u0103 de om, tot ce se mi\u0219c\u0103 e … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,6,10,11,14,17,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-borituri","category-invatati-dracului-romaneste","category-management","category-oameni","category-politica","category-romania-in-lume"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-zL","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4109,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=4109","url_meta":{"origin":2217,"position":0},"title":"Semne rele","author":"Mihai","date":"11 decembrie 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Goana dup\u0103 ciolan a \u00eempiedicat p\u00e2n\u0103 acum partidele anti-PSD s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la o \u00een\u0163elegere \u00een privin\u0163a alegerilor anticipate. 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