{"id":271,"date":"2014-12-27T14:23:37","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T12:23:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=271"},"modified":"2014-12-27T14:23:37","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T12:23:37","slug":"sa-mangai-o-cizma-pe-dinauntru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103 m\u00e2ng\u00e2i o cizm\u0103\u2026 pe din\u0103untru"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vera s-a \u00eentors din Germania tocmai \u00een ajunul Cr\u0103ciunului. Ieri diminea\u0163a \u00eei d\u0103deam raportul asupra celor \u00eent\u00e2mplate \u00eentre timp.
\n\u201cMi-am cump\u0103rat ni\u015fte cizme de cauciuc\u201d povestesc eu, printre altele. \u201eAproape negre, de data asta. \u00cen \u0103lea galbene \u00eemi intra apa, probabil am c\u0103lcat \u00een lemn\u0103rie \u00eentr-un cui.\u201c
\n\u201eP\u0103i \u015ftiu\u201c zice Vera, \u201ele-am m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat ast\u0103 diminea\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2nd am dat drumul la c\u00e2ini afar\u0103\u201c.
\n\u201eH\u0103?\u201c zic eu. \u00cen minte mi se \u00eenfirip\u0103 fulger\u0103tor speran\u0163a c\u0103 poate a gre\u015fit cuv\u00e2ntul, lucru care i se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd atunci c\u00e2nd vorbe\u015fte rom\u00e2ne\u015fte. Dar ideea este absurd\u0103, acum doar conversam \u00een german\u0103.
\nTot ea m\u0103 l\u0103mure\u015fte.
\n\u201eEra cam \u00eentuneric \u00een sufragerie \u015fi n-am aprins lumina. C\u00e2nd am vrut s\u0103 deschid, am crezut c\u0103 e Liza, care a\u015fteapt\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a u\u015fii, a\u015fa c\u0103 m-am aplecat s\u0103 o m\u00e2ng\u00e2i \u00eenainte de a-i da drumul afar\u0103\u201c.
\nAha. M-am lini\u015ftit. Liza are, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 faptul c\u0103 e aproape \u00een \u00eentregime neagr\u0103 ca funinginea, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r m\u0103rimea unei cizme. Asta \u00eens\u0103 cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 se ridice pe picioarele dinapoi! Mi-am continuat relatarea.
\n\u201eDar mi-am luat d-\u0103lea \u00eembl\u0103nite, c\u0103-s bune \u015fi pe z\u0103pad\u0103\u201c.
\n\u201cP\u0103i \u015ftiu\u201d, zice Vera, \u201cle-am m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat doar pe din\u0103untru\u201d.
\nSperietura mea revine, dar u\u015furarea apare \u015fi ea aproape instantaneu:
\n \u201eC\u00e2nd m-am aplecat, am nimerit cu m\u00e2na \u00eentr-una din ele. Nici nu po\u0163i s\u0103-\u0163i \u00eenchipui ce impresie ciudat\u0103 am avut, mi se p\u0103rea, deodat\u0103, c\u0103 o m\u00e2ng\u00e2i pe Liza \u015fi blana ei e pe din\u0103untru.\u201d
\nBa da, pot s\u0103-mi \u00eenchipui, o senza\u0163ie la fel de ciudat\u0103 ca \u015fi atunci c\u00e2nd \u0163i se pare c\u0103 o persoan\u0103 apropiat\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 aiurea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vera s-a \u00eentors din Germania tocmai \u00een ajunul Cr\u0103ciunului. Ieri diminea\u0163a \u00eei d\u0103deam raportul asupra celor \u00eent\u00e2mplate \u00eentre timp. \u201cMi-am cump\u0103rat ni\u015fte cizme de cauciuc\u201d povestesc eu, printre altele. \u201eAproape negre, de data asta. \u00cen \u0103lea galbene \u00eemi intra apa, … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-oameni","category-patrupezi"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-4n","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":20,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=20","url_meta":{"origin":271,"position":0},"title":"Vremuri noi","author":"Mihai","date":"15 decembrie 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Ieri diminea\u0163a am pornit-o spre Germania, Vera \u015fi cu mine. 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