{"id":2712,"date":"2018-02-14T15:24:01","date_gmt":"2018-02-14T13:24:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=2712"},"modified":"2018-02-14T15:40:18","modified_gmt":"2018-02-14T13:40:18","slug":"bine-ati-venit-in-baskalya-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=2712","title":{"rendered":"Bine a\u0163i venit \u00een Baskalya! (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Prietenii l-au avertizat.<br \/>\n\u201eTe-ai g\u00e2ndit bine? Vezi c\u0103 ajungi \u00een lumea a treia. Nu vrei mai bine s\u0103-\u0163i petreci concediul \u00een Spania, Grecia, sau chiar Turcia?\u201c<br \/>\nEl nu \u015fi nu. Voia neap\u0103rat s\u0103 viziteze rezerva\u0163ia natural\u0103 despre care citise c\u0103 ar ad\u0103posti una dintre ultimele p\u0103duri virgine din Europa.<br \/>\nAstfel c\u0103 se \u00eembarc\u0103 la Londra, av\u00e2nd ca bagaj un rucsac m\u0103ricel, burdu\u015fit cu tot dichisul, de la sac de dormit \u015fi cort p\u00e2n\u0103 la provizii, \u00eentr-un avion al companiei Tabask \u015fi ateriz\u0103, dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore \u015fi jum\u0103tate, \u00een capitala Bazakonya.<!--more--><br \/>\nDespre calitatea serviciului oferit de c\u0103tre personalul de la bord nu putea s\u0103 spun\u0103 mare lucru, deoarece mare lucru nici nu se petrecuse. Ni\u015fte stewardese mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in bosumflate distribuiser\u0103 (acesta este cuv\u00e2ntul potrivit) la repezeal\u0103 ni\u015fte t\u0103vi\u0163e de plastic, care con\u0163ineau farfurii, tac\u00e2muri \u015fi gust\u0103ri a\u015fi\u015fderea, pe care le colectaser\u0103 (acesta este, \u015fi aici, cuv\u00e2ntul potrivit) imediat dup\u0103 aceea, tot la repezeal\u0103, zorind parc\u0103 pasagerii s\u0103 m\u00e2n\u00e2nce c\u00e2t mai repede.<br \/>\nAnun\u0163urile \u00een limba englez\u0103 ale pilotului erau ininteligibile.<br \/>\nAterizarea a avut loc f\u0103r\u0103 incidente majore, cu toate c\u0103 pista p\u0103rea, dup\u0103 fr\u00e2narea intens\u0103 \u015fi zdruncin\u0103turile puternice, nu numai foarte scurt\u0103, dar \u015fi plin\u0103 de gropi.<br \/>\nLa controlul pa\u015fapoartelor, ar fi putut jura, judec\u00e2nd dup\u0103 mutrele acre ale angaja\u0163ilor, c\u0103 \u00een fiecare gheret\u0103 at\u00e2rn\u0103 undeva, ascuns vederii c\u0103l\u0103torilor, un afi\u015f de genul \u201cNu fraterniza\u0163i cu du\u015fmanii!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDac\u0103 ceva \u00eencepe at\u00e2t de prost, o s\u0103 se termine cu bine\u201d se consol\u0103 el.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">===va urma===<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prietenii l-au avertizat. \u201eTe-ai g\u00e2ndit bine? Vezi c\u0103 ajungi \u00een lumea a treia. Nu vrei mai bine s\u0103-\u0163i petreci concediul \u00een Spania, Grecia, sau chiar Turcia?\u201c El nu \u015fi nu. Voia neap\u0103rat s\u0103 viziteze rezerva\u0163ia natural\u0103 despre care citise c\u0103 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=2712\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,6,1,19,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-borituri","category-fara-categorie","category-romania-in-lume","category-atractii-turistice"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-HK","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4934,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=4934","url_meta":{"origin":2712,"position":0},"title":"Preciz\u0103ri","author":"Mihai","date":"4 august 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Am descris \u00een articolul precedent o nou\u0103 posibilitate oferit\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ilor rom\u00e2ni \u015fi, prin aceasta, \u00eentregii societ\u0103\u0163i rom\u00e2ne\u015fti, de a \"recupera \u00een pas alert retardul istoric\" care ne apas\u0103 \u0163ara, a\u015fa cum am amintit deja aici. 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