{"id":2887,"date":"2018-08-23T15:30:30","date_gmt":"2018-08-23T13:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=2887"},"modified":"2018-08-24T09:19:33","modified_gmt":"2018-08-24T07:19:33","slug":"bun-venit-in-baskalya-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=2887","title":{"rendered":"Bine a\u0163i venit \u00een Baskalya! (4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se \u00eent\u00e2lni, dup\u0103 un zbor de vreo or\u0103 \u015fi ceva cu un mic avion cu elice al companiei Tardavia, la un aeroport din provincie, cu prietenul s\u0103u din Germania Alfred, care sosise cu o curs\u0103 direct\u0103 de la Frankfurt. La sta\u0163ia de taxiuri, asistar\u0103 la un spectacol de balet inedit. <!--more-->\u00cen a\u015fteptarea c\u0103l\u0103torilor, taxiurile erau parcate perpendicular pe banda de ie\u015fire, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t dup\u0103 plecarea primului, care cotea pur \u015fi simplu la st\u00e2nga, taxiurile r\u0103mase executau pe r\u00e2nd o manevr\u0103 complicat\u0103 \u00eenainte \u015fi \u00eenapoi st\u00e2nga, spre a-\u015fi putea ocupa locul la r\u00e2nd. \u201cInteresant\u0103 coreografie\u201d spuse Paul \u201cdar nu \u00een\u0163eleg de ce nu se a\u015faz\u0103 \u00een \u015fir indian, ar \u00eenc\u0103pea chiar pe dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri!\u201d \u00centr-adev\u0103r, loc ar fi fost destul, parcarea, pe care, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 gropile de rigoare, se vedeau tot felul de marcaje vechi \u015fi foste borduri pe jum\u0103tate \u00eengropate \u00een asfalt, avea vreo 12 metri l\u0103\u0163ime.<br \/>\n(Aici trebuie s\u0103 facem o parantez\u0103. Ceea ce va r\u0103m\u00e2ne pe veci un secret de nep\u0103truns pentru to\u021bi str\u0103inii care viziteaz\u0103 aceast\u0103 \u0163ar\u0103, este faptul c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cele mai absurde fenomene, de care te izbe\u015fti tot timpul, au o explica\u0163ie simpl\u0103. Trebuie, totu\u015fi, s\u0103 remarc\u0103m faptul c\u0103 aceast\u0103 explica\u0163ie este, \u00een majoritatea cazurilor, chiar mai absurd\u0103 dec\u00e2t fenomenul \u00een sine&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00cen cazul de fa\u0163\u0103, totul pornise, dup\u0103 cum se zvone\u015fte, de la o \u00eent\u00e2mplare de pe vremea c\u00e2nd, \u00een urm\u0103 cu vreo doi ani, taxiurile erau aranjate \u00een dou\u0103 \u015firuri indiene paralele, desp\u0103r\u0163ite printr-o band\u0103 de ie\u015fire. Unul dintre taximetri\u015fti se plictisise s\u0103 a\u015ftepte \u015fi se dusese s\u0103 bea o bere, l\u0103s\u00e2nd ma\u015fina \u00eencuiat\u0103 \u015fi cu fr\u00e2na de m\u00e2n\u0103 tras\u0103. Paralel cu el, un bi\u015fni\u0163ar \u015fi-a proptit al s\u0103u Audi Q6 alb pe avarii (dup\u0103 unii era \u00eens\u0103 un BMW X5) tocmai l\u00e2ng\u0103 acesta \u015fi a disp\u0103rut pentru o or\u0103. Haos total. Deranjat de corul de claxoane care se auzea p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een biroul s\u0103u, primarul ora\u015fului a ordonat adoptarea &#8222;solu\u0163iei&#8221; actuale&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Statie-taxiuri.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2895\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?attachment_id=2895\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Statie-taxiuri.jpg?fit=800%2C533&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,533\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Statie taxiuri\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Statie-taxiuri.jpg?fit=640%2C426&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2895\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Statie-taxiuri-300x200.jpg?resize=300%2C200\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Statie-taxiuri.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Statie-taxiuri.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Statie-taxiuri.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">===Va urma===<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se \u00eent\u00e2lni, dup\u0103 un zbor de vreo or\u0103 \u015fi ceva cu un mic avion cu elice al companiei Tardavia, la un aeroport din provincie, cu prietenul s\u0103u din Germania Alfred, care sosise cu o curs\u0103 direct\u0103 de la Frankfurt. La &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=2887\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,8,6,14,19,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amintiri-din-germania","category-general","category-borituri","category-oameni","category-romania-in-lume","category-atractii-turistice"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-Kz","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2899,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=2899","url_meta":{"origin":2887,"position":0},"title":"Prioritate &#8222;de st\u00e2nga&#8221;","author":"Mihai","date":"30 august 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Nu v\u0103 speria\u0163i, nu m\u0103 refer de data asta la PSD cu ai s\u0103i Gabriela Fierea, Lingurel Toader, Vasilica Viorica D\u0103ngropi, Slugu\u0163a Vasilescu, Speran\u0163a Clistiru \u015fi, bine\u00een\u0163eles, \u0162arul din Alexandria. 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