{"id":30,"date":"2008-12-28T19:06:01","date_gmt":"2008-12-28T17:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=30"},"modified":"2008-12-28T19:06:01","modified_gmt":"2008-12-28T17:06:01","slug":"compilatie-internauca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Compila\u0163ie internautic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dragii mei prieteni de pe on-line,<br \/>\noriginatorul acestui blog ishi cere sorry pentru faptul ca nu poate sa raspunda la toate commenturile voastre. Cred insa ca nimeni nu are capabilitatea sa citeasca 1000 de commenturi pe zi, de a raspunde la toate nu mai vorbesc. Acesta este pretzul pe care trebuie sa-l platim cu totzii, eu pentru ca ma numar printre cei mai cititzi bloggeri din Romania, iar voi pentru gustul deosebit pe care-l avetzi.<!--more--><br \/>\nM-am gandit astfel, ca pentru incentive sa organizez un concurs de bancuri (putetzi sa trimitetzi shi d-alea porcoase!) shi sa filmez fiecare reactzie a mea cu webcam. Clipurile le putetzi gasi pe youtube, astfel incat vetzi putea controla daca alegerea cashtigatorului a fost fair sau nu. Va promit ca o sa fie porno! Cashtigatorul primeshte un tricou cu benerul meu &#8222;Fuck me and become famous&#8221;.<br \/>\nVa rog sa nu va pripitzi cu alte commenturi pana nu se incheie concursul la 31.12.08. asa ca tzinetzi-va pana atunci postul.<\/p>\n<p>Va rog sa lasatzi bancurile cu formularul alaturat<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>PS<\/p>\n<p>Am gasit nishte poze fun. Adevarate bombe! Eu sunt jos cu palaria. Enjoy.<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/IsraelischeMaedchen.jpg?w=640\" alt= \"From Jazrala whit(sic) love\"\/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Clown_Nuke.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"Clovn bomba\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dragii mei prieteni de pe on-line, originatorul acestui blog ishi cere sorry pentru faptul ca nu poate sa raspunda la toate commenturile voastre. Cred insa ca nimeni nu are capabilitatea sa citeasca 1000 de commenturi pe zi, de a raspunde &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=30\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internautice","category-invatati-dracului-romaneste"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-u","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":213,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=213","url_meta":{"origin":30,"position":0},"title":"R\u0103ul cel mai mic","author":"Mihai","date":"30 mai 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Noua alian\u0163\u0103 de tip DA a for\u0163elor \"de dreapta\" este salutat\u0103 de c\u0103tre mul\u0163i speciali\u015fti ca fiind un r\u0103u mic, adic\u0103 un mare bine. 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