{"id":32,"date":"2008-12-29T19:51:34","date_gmt":"2008-12-29T17:51:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=32"},"modified":"2008-12-29T19:51:34","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T17:51:34","slug":"constatare-trista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Constatare trist\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tocmai m\u0103 preg\u0103team s\u0103-mi ocup locul \u00een avionul Lufthansa M\u00fcnchen-Cluj, c\u00e2nd mi-am dat seama c\u0103 acesta era deja ocupat de un tip \u00eentre dou\u0103 v\u00e2rste.<br \/>\n&#8211;<i>Sie sitzen auf meinem Platz. Wenn&#8217;s Ihnen aber sehr daran liegt, k\u00f6nnen Sie meinetwegen sitzen bleiben,<\/i> i-am spus, ar\u0103t\u00e2ndu-i cuponul de \u00eembarcare.<br \/>\nNici o reac\u0163ie.<br \/>\n-Sta\u0163i pe locul meu. Dar dac\u0103 vre\u0163i neap\u0103rat, pute\u0163i r\u0103m\u00e2ne a\u015fezat.<br \/>\nNici o reac\u0163ie.<br \/>\nMi-era prea lene s\u0103 mai \u00eencerc \u015fi-n alte limbi.<br \/>\n-Pa\u015ftele m\u0103-tii, i-am zis atunci, tare \u015fi r\u0103spicat. Dup\u0103 asta, m-am a\u015fezat \u00een scaunul liber de l\u00e2ng\u0103 el \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 citesc o carte.<br \/>\nL-am auzit mai t\u00e2rziu pe uzurpatorul de scaune duc\u00e2nd, \u00eentr-o rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 perfect\u0103, o convorbire vioaie la mobil. Iar dup\u0103 decolare, l-am auzind cum se \u00eentre\u0163inea cu stevardesa \u00eentr-o german\u0103 deasemenea perfect\u0103.<br \/>\n<b>Re\u0163ine\u0163i:<\/b> S\u0103 fii bilingv nu te scute\u015fte, deci, de impolite\u0163e. (M\u0103 refer cu asta, bine\u00een\u0163eles, la mine \u00eensumi, c\u0103 nu-i de loc frumos s\u0103 \u00eenjuri pe cineva, crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu te-n\u0163elege\u2026)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tocmai m\u0103 preg\u0103team s\u0103-mi ocup locul \u00een avionul Lufthansa M\u00fcnchen-Cluj, c\u00e2nd mi-am dat seama c\u0103 acesta era deja ocupat de un tip \u00eentre dou\u0103 v\u00e2rste. &#8211;Sie sitzen auf meinem Platz. Wenn&#8217;s Ihnen aber sehr daran liegt, k\u00f6nnen Sie meinetwegen sitzen &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=32\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oameni","category-romania-in-lume"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-w","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":56,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=56","url_meta":{"origin":32,"position":0},"title":"Moral\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 fabul\u0103","author":"Mihai","date":"1 martie 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"La M\u00fcnchen, dup\u0103 \u00eembarcarea \u00een avionul companiei Lufthansa spre Cluj, mi-am c\u0103utat locul, pe care l-am g\u0103sit \u00eens\u0103 ocupat de un individ de vreo patruzeci de ani. \u00cen timp ce-mi puneam jacheta \u00een compartimentul pentru bagaje, i-am spus: \"Sie sitzen auf meinem Platz. 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