{"id":3351,"date":"2019-04-21T14:09:50","date_gmt":"2019-04-21T12:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=3351"},"modified":"2019-04-21T14:18:22","modified_gmt":"2019-04-21T12:18:22","slug":"eine-kleine-ekelerregende-geschichte-o-mica-povestire-scabroasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=3351","title":{"rendered":"Eine kleine ekelerregende Geschichte \/ O mic\u0103 povestire scabroas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Es war einmal ein Knecht, der f\u00fcr Geld und Protektion Unmengen an Kot fra\u00df. Nach jahrelanger \u00dcbung in der Koprophagie konnte er sich sogar einreden, dass es ihm schmeckt und so konnte er seine Gebieter, die ihn argw\u00f6hnisch beobachteten, zufrieden stellen.<br \/>\nUnd dann passierte es: er fand ein Haar in der t\u00e4glichen Schei\u00dfe, konnte vor lauter Eckel den Brocken nicht runterw\u00fcrgen und wurde daraufhin geschasst.<br \/>\nWarten Sie auf die Moral? Hat keine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">===<\/p>\n<p>A fost odat\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103 un slugoi care pentru bani \u015fi protec\u0163ie m\u00e2nca mun\u0163i de rahat. Dup\u0103 ani \u015fi ani de experien\u0163\u0103 \u00een coprofagie reu\u015fea chiar s\u0103 se conving\u0103 c\u0103-i place \u015fi astfel putea s\u0103-i mul\u0163umeasc\u0103 pe st\u0103p\u00e2nii s\u0103i, care-l urm\u0103reau suspicio\u015fi.<br \/>\n\u015ei dintr-odat\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat: a g\u0103sit un fir de p\u0103r \u00een rahatul zilnic, n-a putut s\u0103 \u00eenghit\u0103 de sc\u00e2rb\u0103 g\u0103lu\u015fca \u015fi a fost, pe chestia asta, mazilit.<br \/>\nA\u015ftepta\u0163i morala? N-are.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lingurel.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3352\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?attachment_id=3352\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lingurel.jpg?fit=1000%2C1051&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,1051\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Lingurel\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lingurel.jpg?fit=640%2C673&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3352\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lingurel-285x300.jpg?resize=285%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"285\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lingurel.jpg?resize=285%2C300&amp;ssl=1 285w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lingurel.jpg?resize=768%2C807&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lingurel.jpg?resize=974%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 974w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lingurel.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 285px) 100vw, 285px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Es war einmal ein Knecht, der f\u00fcr Geld und Protektion Unmengen an Kot fra\u00df. Nach jahrelanger \u00dcbung in der Koprophagie konnte er sich sogar einreden, dass es ihm schmeckt und so konnte er seine Gebieter, die ihn argw\u00f6hnisch beobachteten, zufrieden &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=3351\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,6,14,1,17,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-borituri","category-oameni","category-fara-categorie","category-politica","category-romania-in-lume"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-S3","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3435,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=3435","url_meta":{"origin":3351,"position":0},"title":"Klein Mengele bleibt frei \/ Micul Mengele r\u0103m\u00e2ne liber","author":"Mihai","date":"7 mai 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Der deutsche Arzt Hartmut Hopp, der an der F\u00fchrung der Sekte \"Colonia Dignidad\" beteiligt war und in Chile zu 5 Jahren Gef\u00e4ngnis verurteilt war, ist nach Deutschland gefl\u00fcchtet, um der Strafe zu entgehen. 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