{"id":3355,"date":"2019-04-23T17:59:53","date_gmt":"2019-04-23T15:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=3355"},"modified":"2019-04-23T18:51:23","modified_gmt":"2019-04-23T16:51:23","slug":"witz-des-jahrhunderts-bancul-secolului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=3355","title":{"rendered":"Witz des Jahrhunderts… \/ Bancul secolului…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…k\u00f6nnte man die Forderung des Sultans von Brunei (fast) nennen, der von den Europ\u00e4ern „Toleranz und Verst\u00e4ndnis” bez\u00fcglich der j\u00fcngst angek\u00fcndigten Todesstrafe f\u00fcr Homosexuelle in seinem Land verlangt<\/a>. Aber nur fast, die Sache ist doch todernst…<\/p>\n

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…mai c\u0103 s-ar putea numi preten\u0163ia Sultanului din Brunei, care cere<\/a> europenilor „toleran\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00een\u0163elegere” pentru recent anun\u0163ata pedeaps\u0103 cu moartea care se aplic\u0103 homosexualilor \u00een \u0163ara sa. Dar numai dac\u0103 bancul n-ar fi mortal…<\/p>\n

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…k\u00f6nnte man die Forderung des Sultans von Brunei (fast) nennen, der von den Europ\u00e4ern „Toleranz und Verst\u00e4ndnis” bez\u00fcglich der j\u00fcngst angek\u00fcndigten Todesstrafe f\u00fcr Homosexuelle in seinem Land verlangt. Aber nur fast, die Sache ist doch todernst… === …mai c\u0103 s-ar … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,6,1,16,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-borituri","category-fara-categorie","category-platitudini","category-politica"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-S7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":118,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=118","url_meta":{"origin":3355,"position":0},"title":"Obr\u0103znicie infantil\u0103","author":"Mihai","date":"10 iulie 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Trebuie musai s\u0103 parafrazez bancul cu Dumnezeu \u015fi Nietzsche. Ponta despre Merkel: \"Merkel nu voteaz\u0103\" Merkel despre Ponta: \"Ponta nu ponteaz\u0103\" Dar cred totu\u015fi c\u0103 Angela Merkel (pe care eu, \u00eentre noi fie vorba, n-o prea \u00eenghit), se \u00een\u015fal\u0103. Ponta nu conteaz\u0103. \u0102la care nu ponteaz\u0103 e Cramponescu.","rel":"","context":"\u00cen \u201eGeneral\u201d","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?cat=8"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5530,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=5530","url_meta":{"origin":3355,"position":1},"title":"Bancuri \u015fi fabule","author":"Mihai","date":"4 decembrie 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Marcel Ciolacu a declarat c\u0103 nu consider\u0103 oportun\u0103 o eventual\u0103 suspendare a pre\u015fedintelui Rom\u00e2niei. 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