{"id":34,"date":"2009-01-01T13:10:20","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T11:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=34"},"modified":"2009-01-01T13:10:20","modified_gmt":"2009-01-01T11:10:20","slug":"ziaristul-roman-un-specimen-numeros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"Ziaristul rom\u00e2n: un specimen \u201enumeros\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poate chiar prea numeros, \u00een dauna calit\u0103\u0163ii? Judeca\u0163i singuri.<br \/>\nRom\u00e2nia Liber\u0103 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.romanialibera.ro\/a142669\/top-perle-ale-politicienilor.html\">online<\/a> public\u0103 o colec\u0163ie de perle ale politicienilor rom\u00e2ni \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencepe b\u0103\u015fc\u0103lia cu urm\u0103toare fraz\u0103:<br \/>\n<i>Politicienii romani nu se rezuma doar la a comite grafe(sic) protocolare sau a se face de ras la televizor si in teritoriu(!), ei fiind in stare sa lase ca mostenire generatiilor viitoare vorbe de duh, care insa de cele mai mult ori sunt vecine cu ridicolul.<\/i><br \/>\nVede\u0163i? De-aia nu-mi cump\u0103r eu ziare. Doar n-o s\u0103 mai \u015fi pl\u0103tesc pentru a\u015fa ceva. Ace\u015fti anali\u015fti infailibili (v\u0103 mai aminti\u0163i prognozele dinainte de alegeri?), fac, dup\u0103 cum se vede, concuren\u0163\u0103 serioas\u0103 <a href=\"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=21\">reporterilor de televiziune<\/a> \u015fi c\u00e2nd e vorba de st\u00e2lcit limba. Dar de fapt, cu ce drept a\u015ftept\u0103m ceva mai bun? Dup\u0103 cum avem politicienii \u015fi guvernul pe care-l merit\u0103m, avem \u015fi ziari\u015fti pe potriva noastr\u0103. (Ca s\u0103 nu mai vorbim de meseria\u015fi, profesori, avoca\u0163i, poli\u0163i\u015fti\u2026)<\/p>\n<p><i>Ma bag la bucatareala, asa ca asta va fi ultimul post pe anul asta.<br \/>\nSunt jos cu p\u0103l\u0103ria.<br \/>\nDragi prieteni de pe online.<br \/>\nPentru a atinge reachul dorit va trebui s\u0103 cumperi spa\u0163iu pe mai multe siteuri.<br \/>\nDoar ungurii sunt siguri la guvern.<br \/>\nCel mai numeros partid din parlament.<br \/>\nIubirea pentru ei, dar mai ales pentru mama, ii tasneau prin toti porii.<br \/>\nAproape 42 de ani il leaga fedeles de televiziune pe realizatorul Titus Munteanu.<\/i><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><i>[]<br \/>\nRaTu: Dar Bogdan Olteanu nu a fost Mister Rom\u00e2nia.<br \/>\nViCi: Nu a concurat. Stai un pic \u015fi dac\u0103 ai concurat la Miss Rom\u00e2nia \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 n-ai voie s\u0103 fii \u015fefa Camerei Deputa\u0163ilor?<br \/>\nRaTu: Din punctul meu de vedere, a umbla \u00een chilo\u0163i \u015fi a fi al treilea om \u00een stat e o mare diferen\u0163\u0103.<br \/>\nViCi: Ronald Reagan a umblat \u00een chilo\u0163i \u015fi a ajuns pre\u015fedintele Americii. Dac\u0103 ceva o \u00eempiedic\u0103 pe Roberta Anastase s\u0103 fie \u015fefa Camerei Deputa\u0163ilor nu e c\u0103 acum 10 ani umbla \u00een chilo\u0163i la Miss Univers.<br \/>\nMiG\u00e2: Pe mine nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 cine era \u00een chilo\u0163i \u015fi unde era.<br \/>\nViCi: Cum nu te intereseaz\u0103, c\u0103 tu mi-ai dat-o la TV.<br \/>\nMiG\u00e2: Cum s\u0103 nu o dau \u00een condi\u0163iile \u00een care a fost Miss Rom\u00e2nia?<br \/>\nViCi: Dar pe Ridzi c\u00e2nd juca dansuri populare nu o ai?<br \/>\nMiG\u00e2: Nu.<br \/>\nViCi: Dar pe Udrea c\u00e2nd presta la bar\u0103&#8230; \u00een instan\u0163a de judecat\u0103 m\u0103 refer, nu o ai? A\u015fa se spune, la bar\u0103.<br \/>\nRaTu: Aia-i o meserie onorabil\u0103, de avocat. Nu umbl\u0103 \u00een chilo\u0163i.<br \/>\nViCi: La bar\u0103, da.<br \/>\n[] <\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poate chiar prea numeros, \u00een dauna calit\u0103\u0163ii? Judeca\u0163i singuri. Rom\u00e2nia Liber\u0103 online public\u0103 o colec\u0163ie de perle ale politicienilor rom\u00e2ni \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencepe b\u0103\u015fc\u0103lia cu urm\u0103toare fraz\u0103: Politicienii romani nu se rezuma doar la a comite grafe(sic) protocolare sau a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=34\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-invatati-dracului-romaneste"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-y","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":159,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=159","url_meta":{"origin":34,"position":0},"title":"Perpetuum mobile","author":"Mihai","date":"9 decembrie 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Diminea\u0163a, dup\u0103 ce am dat afar\u0103 din cas\u0103 c\u00e2inii \u015fi pisicile \u015fi am f\u0103cut foc la cazanul din baie, \u00eemi plasez cea\u015fca de cafea pe cartotec\u0103 \u015fi pornesc calculatorul. \u00cendat\u0103 ce am consultat prognoza vremii pe siteul wetter.com, o iau la r\u00e2nd cu \u015ftirile zilei: ard.de, tvr.ro, revista22.ro, agerpres.ro \u015famd.\u2026","rel":"","context":"\u00cen \u201eGeneral\u201d","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?cat=8"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":29,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=29","url_meta":{"origin":34,"position":1},"title":"Mica schizm\u0103","author":"Mihai","date":"27 decembrie 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Am hot\u0103r\u00eet \u015fi noi rom\u00e2nii, ca orice popor care se respect\u0103, s\u0103 avem schizma noastr\u0103. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 \u00een religie o atare schizm\u0103 nu-\u015fi mai prea are rostul, odat\u0103 ce biserica greco-catolic\u0103 a fost redus\u0103 la t\u0103cere aproape definitiv, ne-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 recurgem la limb\u0103. 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Era \u00eenso\u0163it\u0103 de un b\u0103rbat cu vreo zece ani\u2026","rel":"","context":"\u00cen \u201eMenschen \/ Oameni\u201d","block_context":{"text":"Menschen \/ Oameni","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?cat=14"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":87,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=87","url_meta":{"origin":34,"position":3},"title":"Retardel se retrage? Tardiv!","author":"Mihai","date":"13 februarie 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Dac\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cumva s\u0103 nu \u015fti\u0163i cine e \u201eRetardel\u201d, face\u0163i o c\u0103utare prin Google cu acest cuv\u00e2nt cheie. Alege\u0163i-l din rezultatele c\u0103ut\u0103rii pe primul bloger, care afirm\u0103 despre o alt\u0103 persoan\u0103 c\u0103 acesta ar fi un \u201eretardel\u201d . Cine spune, \u0103la e! A\u0163i g\u0103sit? 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Te las\u0103 s\u0103 intri\u2026","rel":"","context":"\u00cen \u201eGeneral\u201d","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?cat=8"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3971,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=3971","url_meta":{"origin":34,"position":5},"title":"Min\u0163i bolnave","author":"Mihai","date":"19 noiembrie 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Dup\u0103 o campanie de deratizare de la Timi\u015foara soldat\u0103 cu trei mor\u0163i \u015fi numero\u015fi r\u0103ni\u0163i, autorit\u0103\u0163ile informeaz\u0103 c\u0103 \"apa din primul bloc evacuat este potabil\u0103 din punct de vedere fizico-chimic\". 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