{"id":36,"date":"2009-02-15T20:12:05","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T18:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=36"},"modified":"2015-02-01T11:07:40","modified_gmt":"2015-02-01T11:07:40","slug":"michele-talpaverde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"Michele Talpaverde"},"content":{"rendered":"

Se \u015ftie prea bine c\u0103 nu-i nici o scofal\u0103 s\u0103 faci dintr-o cas\u0103 cocin\u0103 de porci. Transformarea \u00een sens invers este ceva mai greu de realizat, dar nu imposibil\u0103, nici chiar \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.
\nNu crede\u0163i? V\u0103 ar\u0103t pur \u015fi simplu, ca \u015fi \u00een reclama pentru pilule de sl\u0103bire, situa\u0163ia \u00eenainte \u015fi dup\u0103 tratament…
\n\"Mosie<\/a>\"P1000888a\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\n\u00cemprejur\u0103rile au f\u0103cut s\u0103 ajung s\u0103 repet aceast\u0103 experien\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00een Germania. Punctul de plecare, o fost\u0103 ferm\u0103 de g\u0103ini, \u00een stare mult mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t grajdul din Rom\u00e2nia, promitea un succes u\u015for. M-am izbit \u00eens\u0103 de un obstacol nea\u015fteptat: scara german\u0103. De fapt, m-am izbit \u00een c\u0103dere doar de o anumit\u0103 parte a acestui obstacol… dar hai s\u0103 nu anticip\u0103m.
\n\u00cen Rom\u00e2nia de pe vremuri, o scar\u0103 avea posibilit\u0103\u0163i foarte modeste, dar juca cinstit. Construit\u0103 din lemn \u015fi g\u0103sindu-se \u00eentr-o stare de putreziciune inaintat\u0103, ea \u00ee\u0163i sugera f\u0103r\u0103 echivoc: \u201cNu urca! Doar vezi c\u0103 sunt scar\u0103!\u201d Iar dac\u0103 totu\u015fi f\u0103ceai asta, se rupea primul sau \u00een cel mai r\u0103u caz cel de-al doilea fu\u015ftel, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t nu p\u0103\u0163ei nimic r\u0103u. Scara german\u0103, domnilor, nu putreze\u015fte. Confec\u0163ionat\u0103 din aluminiu str\u0103lucitor, ea \u00ee\u0163i treze\u015fte \u00eencrederea, te \u00eendeamn\u0103 s\u0103 te urci, te las\u0103 s\u0103 ajungi p\u00e2n\u0103 sus \u015fi apoi te r\u0103stoarn\u0103 cu tic\u0103lo\u015fie. \u015ei nici g\u00e2nd s\u0103 se rup\u0103, c\u00e2nd cazi cu piciorul pe ea. Rezultatul imediat \u00eel pute\u0163i vedea mai jos. (Culoarea verde, la care se face aluzie \u00een titlu, a ap\u0103rut ceva mai t\u00e2rziu\u2026)<\/p>\n

\"P1000914a\"<\/a>\"P1000910a\"<\/a>
\n<\/p>\n

PS
\n\u00centre timp Rom\u00e2nia a fost invadat\u0103 (printre altele) \u015fi de sc\u0103ri germane de aluminiu. S\u0103 ne p\u0103zim cu to\u0163ii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Se \u015ftie prea bine c\u0103 nu-i nici o scofal\u0103 s\u0103 faci dintr-o cas\u0103 cocin\u0103 de porci. Transformarea \u00een sens invers este ceva mai greu de realizat, dar nu imposibil\u0103, nici chiar \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Nu crede\u0163i? V\u0103 ar\u0103t pur \u015fi simplu, … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-A","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":130,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=130","url_meta":{"origin":36,"position":0},"title":"Din nou despre Schengen","author":"Mihai","date":"3 martie 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Spuneam mai d\u0103un\u0103zi c\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia ar merita \u00eentr-adev\u0103r o lec\u0163ie de la UE, dar nu consideram refuzul admiterii noastre \u00een spa\u0163iul Schengen ca fiind o m\u0103sur\u0103 eficace. Iat\u0103 \u00eens\u0103, c\u0103 din p\u0103cate tocmai acest lucru se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla. Germania \u00ee\u015fi anun\u0163\u0103, printr-o luare de pozi\u0163ie a Ministrului de Interne Hans-Peter\u2026","rel":"","context":"\u00cen \u201eGeneral\u201d","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?cat=8"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1478,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=1478","url_meta":{"origin":36,"position":1},"title":"G\u00e2ndul lui Cristoiu. G\u00e2ndul unui individ slinos.","author":"Mihai","date":"4 iunie 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00cemi amintesc de vremurile c\u00e2nd Ion Cristoiu, personaj c\u0103ruia slino\u015fenia nu \u00eei afecteaz\u0103 doar aspectul exterior, ci \u015fi (ba chiar mai mult) caracterul, era la fel de cunoscut prin cafenelele Clujului ca \u015fi politrucul-student Andrei Marga sau mardeia\u015ful Ion Ursu zis Gelu Mako. 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