{"id":3823,"date":"2019-09-30T07:08:19","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T05:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=3823"},"modified":"2019-09-30T07:27:22","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T05:27:22","slug":"aplice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=3823","title":{"rendered":"Aplice"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cenc\u0103 o mostr\u0103<\/a> de limbaj de lemn marca TVR:<\/p>\n

Tinerii absolven\u0163i de medicin\u0103 aleg s\u0103 aplice pentru posturi din str\u0103in\u0103tate<\/small><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ra\u0163a<\/a> lui Lewis Carroll ar fi \u00eentrebat:<\/p>\n

-Ce<\/strong> aleg?
\n-Aleg, o repede redactorul TVR, f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eendoial\u0103 cuno\u015fti acest cuv\u00e2nt.
\n-\u015etiu foarte bine ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u00e2nd aleg eu ceva, replic\u0103 ra\u0163a, \u00een general aleg o broscu\u0163\u0103 sau o r\u00e2m\u0103. Dar ce aleg \u0103\u015ftia?<\/small><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Am putea continua aleg\u00e2nd un joc de cuvinte similar \u015fi pentru „s\u0103 aplice pentru”, dar asta ar fi, probabil, prea subtil.
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cenc\u0103 o mostr\u0103 de limbaj de lemn marca TVR: Tinerii absolven\u0163i de medicin\u0103 aleg s\u0103 aplice pentru posturi din str\u0103in\u0103tate Ra\u0163a lui Lewis Carroll ar fi \u00eentrebat: -Ce aleg? -Aleg, o repede redactorul TVR, f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eendoial\u0103 cuno\u015fti acest cuv\u00e2nt. -\u015etiu … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,9,6,10,14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-internautice","category-borituri","category-invatati-dracului-romaneste","category-oameni","category-romania-in-lume"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9mZDH-aplice","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5882,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=5882","url_meta":{"origin":3823,"position":0},"title":"Zwickm\u00fchle \/ Impas","author":"Mihai","date":"19 aprilie 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Die Kanzlerfrage! 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