{"id":4417,"date":"2020-03-25T20:05:37","date_gmt":"2020-03-25T18:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=4417"},"modified":"2020-03-26T09:28:24","modified_gmt":"2020-03-26T07:28:24","slug":"bine-ati-venit-la-electrica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=4417","title":{"rendered":"Bine a\u0163i venit la Electrica…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Locuind \u00een Rom\u00e2nia la \u0163ar\u0103, trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103 ai num\u0103rul de telefon de la Electrica salvat \u00een mobil. Pentru c\u0103 telefoanele „fixe” au \u015fi ele, \u00een majoritatea cazurilor, nevoie de curent. Utilitatea acestei reguli mi-a fost confirmat\u0103 azi din nou. Curentul s-a \u00eentrerupt pe la zece diminea\u0163a.
\nAm sunat.
\n\u015ei am auzit:<\/p>\n

Bine a\u0163i venit… la… Societatea de Distribu\u0163ie… a Energiei Electrice… Transilvania Nord…
\nV\u0103 inform\u0103m c\u0103 apelul dvs… va fi \u00eenregistrat… put\u00e2nd fi… folosit pentru… \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u0163irea… serviciului… V\u0103 comunic\u0103m c\u0103… pute\u0163i ob\u0163ine… toate informa\u0163iile despre… \u00eentreruperile… aprovizion\u0103rii cu curent… electric planificate… \u015fi neplanificate prin accesarea saitului dubluv\u00e2* dubluv\u00e2* dubluv\u00e2*…<\/small><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Aha. Electrica se nume\u015fte acum Societatea de Distribu\u0163ie a Energiei Electrice.
\nM\u0103 rog, dar… f\u0103c\u00e2nd abstrac\u0163ie de faptul c\u0103 vocea scremut\u0103 a persoanei de sex feminin care cite\u015fte \u00eeng\u0103lat textul de mai sus este cam la fel de pl\u0103cut\u0103 auzului ca zgomotul unei r\u00e2\u015fni\u0163e, de ce m\u0103 \u0163ine de vorb\u0103 cu informa\u0163ii absurde despre accesarea \u201esaitului dubluv\u00e2*\u201d, \u00een timp ce mobilul meu pierde \u015fi ultimii electroni din acumulator \u015fi prizele sunt moarte?
\nFi-\u0163i-ar dubluv\u00e2*ul al dracului. \u0162oap\u0103.<\/p>\n

* Sau poate, totu\u015fi dubluv\u00ee? Nu sunt chiar sigur…<\/p>\n

PS
\nEra c\u00e2t p-aci s\u0103 uit deznod\u0103m\u00e2ntul. Pe la trei dup\u0103 masa a ap\u0103rut o ma\u015fin\u0103 cu doi tipi \u00een salopete albastre care au inspectat din mers firele mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in \u00eentinse \u00eentre st\u00e2lpi. Un pic mai jos de noi era scurt circuit, v\u00e2ntul \u00eencurcase dou\u0103 fire care acum se atingeau. Tipii s-au dat jos din ma\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi au \u00eenceput s\u0103 arunce \u00een ele cu be\u0163e luate dintr-un gard. Trebuie c\u0103 erau meseria\u015fi cu experien\u0163\u0103, pentru c\u0103 dup\u0103 vreo \u015fase-\u015fapte \u00eencerc\u0103ri au nimerit \u015fi le-au descurcat…
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Locuind \u00een Rom\u00e2nia la \u0163ar\u0103, trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103 ai num\u0103rul de telefon de la Electrica salvat \u00een mobil. Pentru c\u0103 telefoanele „fixe” au \u015fi ele, \u00een majoritatea cazurilor, nevoie de curent. Utilitatea acestei reguli mi-a fost confirmat\u0103 azi din nou. … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,6,11,14,1,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-borituri","category-management","category-oameni","category-fara-categorie","category-romania-in-lume"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-19f","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":159,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=159","url_meta":{"origin":4417,"position":0},"title":"Perpetuum mobile","author":"Mihai","date":"9 decembrie 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Diminea\u0163a, dup\u0103 ce am dat afar\u0103 din cas\u0103 c\u00e2inii \u015fi pisicile \u015fi am f\u0103cut foc la cazanul din baie, \u00eemi plasez cea\u015fca de cafea pe cartotec\u0103 \u015fi pornesc calculatorul. \u00cendat\u0103 ce am consultat prognoza vremii pe siteul wetter.com, o iau la r\u00e2nd cu \u015ftirile zilei: ard.de, tvr.ro, revista22.ro, agerpres.ro \u015famd.\u2026","rel":"","context":"\u00cen \u201eGeneral\u201d","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?cat=8"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2756,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=2756","url_meta":{"origin":4417,"position":1},"title":"Bine a\u0163i venit \u00een Baskalya! 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