{"id":4682,"date":"2020-05-18T19:03:22","date_gmt":"2020-05-18T17:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=4682"},"modified":"2020-05-22T15:03:32","modified_gmt":"2020-05-22T13:03:32","slug":"chestii-canine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=4682","title":{"rendered":"Chestii canine"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pentru c\u0103 tot veni vorba<\/a> de c\u00e2ini, am dezgropat o povestioar\u0103<\/a> mai veche care relateaz\u0103 (\u00een proz\u0103, bine\u00een\u0163eles, eu fiind o persoan\u0103 eminamente prozaic\u0103) o \u00eent\u00e2mplare petrecut\u0103 \u00eentr-un sat din Germania \u015fi are (printre altele) tocmai acest subiect.<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n

O tempora, o mores!<\/strong>
\nAzi am mers, ca de obicei duminica, cu c\u00e2inii pe coclauri. Dup\u0103 ce micu\u0163ii Ricky \u015fi Susi au speriat de moarte un cal (s\u0103rmanul animal a chiar clipit din ochi de nervozitate), i-am luat pentru mai mult\u0103 siguran\u0163\u0103 iar \u00een les\u0103. Asta s-a petrecut cu nicio secund\u0103 prea devreme, deoarece din spatele unei stive mari de lemne a ap\u0103rut dintr-o dat\u0103 o pereche cu un c\u0103\u0163el micu\u0163. Care era \u00eentr-adev\u0103r micu\u0163 \u015fi caraghios, c\u0103\u0163elul, nu mai mare dec\u00e2t o pisic\u0103, dotat cu blan\u0103 alb\u0103 \u015fi scurt\u0103, ochi exoftalmici \u015fi tri\u015fti, urechi de liliac precum \u015fi cu o coad\u0103 de \u015fobolan. Micu\u0163ii voiau, bine\u00een\u0163eles, s\u0103 se joace cu el, \u00een timp ce Bonny r\u0103m\u0103sese indiferent\u0103, deoarece nu considera ceva at\u00e2t de mic drept un pericol. Puteam cu greu s\u0103 \u0163in \u00een fr\u00e2u for\u0163a de 35 kc (kiloc\u00e2ine) a micu\u0163ilor, care tr\u0103geau ca nebunii. Am aflat c\u0103 el (c\u0103\u0163elul mic \u015fi alb) are o protez\u0103 de \u015fold \u015fi nu are voie s\u0103 se joace cu al\u0163i c\u00e2ini, deoarece asta ar putea s\u0103 se deterioreze. Le-am tras pe bestiile mele \u00eenapoi, am dorit o zi bun\u0103 \u015fi am mers mai departe.
\n„La \u0103sta s-ar putea deteriora \u00eenc\u0103 o droaie, dac\u0103 micu\u0163ii mei s-ar juca cu el” am g\u00e2ndit. Ce naiba \u00eei face pe oameni s\u0103 creasc\u0103 astfel de rase de c\u00e2ini, care abia pot supravie\u0163ui?
\nPreocupat cu astfel de g\u00e2nduri, am ajuns din nou \u00een sat. Pe ceealalt\u0103 parte a str\u0103zii mi-au ie\u015fit \u00een \u00eent\u00e2mpinare trei fete, cam \u00eentre 13 \u015fi 16, mai exact nu po\u0163i ghici asta \u00een ziua de azi.
\n„Dr\u0103gu\u0163i c\u00e2ini” spuse prima. „Mhm” spuse a doua. A treia nu spuse chiar nimic, doar scuip\u0103.
\nN-am v\u0103zut \u00een via\u0163a mea o fat\u0103 care scuip\u0103. Niciodat\u0103. Poate c\u0103 a fost „doar” gum\u0103 de mestecat, un s\u00e2mbure de l\u0103m\u00e2ie sau un dinte c\u0103zut, n-aveam nici un chef s\u0103 cercetez asta. P\u0103rea \u00een orice caz de-a dreptul profesional.<\/p>\nngg_shortcode_0_placeholder\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pentru c\u0103 tot veni vorba de c\u00e2ini, am dezgropat o povestioar\u0103 mai veche care relateaz\u0103 (\u00een proz\u0103, bine\u00een\u0163eles, eu fiind o persoan\u0103 eminamente prozaic\u0103) o \u00eent\u00e2mplare petrecut\u0103 \u00eentr-un sat din Germania \u015fi are (printre altele) tocmai acest subiect. O tempora, … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,8,9,14,1,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amintiri-din-germania","category-general","category-internautice","category-oameni","category-fara-categorie","category-patrupezi"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-1dw","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":215,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=215","url_meta":{"origin":4682,"position":0},"title":"O m\u0103tur\u0103 pentru Iohannis","author":"Mihai","date":"1 iunie 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"O doamn\u0103 din Germania, care ne-a vizitat aici vara trecut\u0103 \u015fi care locuie\u015fte \u00eentr-un ora\u015f unde exist\u0103 o fabric\u0103 de m\u0103turi, \u00eemi trimite prin curier cadou de ziua mea un astfel de obiect. 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