{"id":5517,"date":"2020-12-04T08:51:09","date_gmt":"2020-12-04T06:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=5517"},"modified":"2020-12-05T08:22:16","modified_gmt":"2020-12-05T06:22:16","slug":"cacareaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=5517","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103c\u0103reaz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aristide Poponete sim\u0163i un u\u015for g\u00e2dilat \u00een dos \u015fi se repezi la toalet\u0103, c\u0103 cu constipa\u0163ia nu e de glumit. \u00ce\u015fi d\u0103du n\u0103dragii jos, se a\u015fez\u0103 pe WC, se privi \u00een oglinda plasat\u0103 strategic pe peretele de vizavi, afi\u015f\u0103 un z\u00e2mbet cre\u0163 \u015fi se aplec\u0103 u\u015for \u00eenainte, examin\u00e2ndu-\u015fi cu grij\u0103 figura. (F\u0103cea un exerci\u0163iu zilnic, care consta \u00een a-\u015fi p\u0103stra expresia de veselie intelectual-cre\u015ftin\u0103 nevinovat\u0103, dar sever\u0103, oric\u00e2t l-ar fi chinuit actul defeca\u0163iei defectuoase datorate diverticulozei.)
\nTrase ad\u00e2nc aer \u00een piept, \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencle\u015ft\u0103 din\u0163ii \u015fi \u00eencepu s\u0103 exclame scremut: Marxism! Feminism! Atentat la masculinitate! Leninism! Progresism! St\u00e2ngism! Ecomarxism! Europenism! Pompierism! Relativism! Deconstructivism! Sexomarxism!
\nDup\u0103 acest ultim efort, i se p\u0103ru c\u0103 ar fi auzit un u\u015for plesc\u0103it. \u00cencerc\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi salte buca dreapt\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 se uite, dar nu reu\u015fi, deoarece scoica WC-ului era mult prea mic\u0103 pentru dosul s\u0103u bine dezvoltat, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t fu nevoit s\u0103 se ridice, \u00eenjur\u00e2nd de mam\u0103. \u00cen ap\u0103 plutea ceva mic \u015fi \u00eentunecat, care avea forma \u015fi dimensiunile unui bob de linte.
\nExpresia fe\u0163ei \u00eei deveni acum de-a dreptul tandr\u0103. F\u0103cu atent o poz\u0103 cu mobilul \u015fi post\u0103 imaginea pe pagina sa de facebook<\/a>. (De unde va fi, foarte probabil, preluat\u0103 \u015fi de \u00ceLD<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

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Aristide Poponete sim\u0163i un u\u015for g\u00e2dilat \u00een dos \u015fi se repezi la toalet\u0103, c\u0103 cu constipa\u0163ia nu e de glumit. \u00ce\u015fi d\u0103du n\u0103dragii jos, se a\u015fez\u0103 pe WC, se privi \u00een oglinda plasat\u0103 strategic pe peretele de vizavi, afi\u015f\u0103 un … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,9,6,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-internautice","category-borituri","category-oameni"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-1qZ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6925,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6925","url_meta":{"origin":5517,"position":0},"title":"Propunere","author":"Mihai","date":"7 septembrie 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Povestea pe scurt: o pacient\u0103 din Zal\u0103u, care prezenta simptome de ocluzie intestinal\u0103, a fost transportat\u0103 cu ambulan\u0163a la Bra\u015fov(!) pentru a fi tratat\u0103 acolo. 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