{"id":5786,"date":"2021-02-08T10:45:42","date_gmt":"2021-02-08T08:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=5786"},"modified":"2021-02-08T12:18:29","modified_gmt":"2021-02-08T10:18:29","slug":"b-brecht-b-stoker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=5786","title":{"rendered":"B. Brecht &#038; B. Stoker"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Gibt es Vampire?<\/h3>\n<p>Einer fragte Herrn K., ob es Vampire g\u00e4be.<br \/>\nHerr K. sagte: &#8222;Ich rate dir, nachzudenken, ob dein Verhalten je nach der Antwort auf diese Frage sich \u00e4ndern w\u00fcrde.<br \/>\nW\u00fcrde es sich nicht \u00e4ndern, dann k\u00f6nnen wir die Frage fallen lassen.<br \/>\nW\u00fcrde es sich \u00e4ndern, dann kann ich dir wenigstens noch so weit behilflich sein, dass ich dir sage, du hast dich schon entschieden: Du brauchst Vampire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">===<\/p>\n<h3>Exist\u0103 vampiri?<\/h3>\n<p>Cineva l-a \u00eentrebat pe domnul K. dac\u0103 exist\u0103 vampiri.<br \/>\nDomnul K. spuse: &#8222;Te sf\u0103tuiesc s\u0103 reflectezi dac\u0103 \u0163i s-ar schimba comportamentul \u00een func\u0163ie de r\u0103spunsul la aceast\u0103 \u00eentrebare.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 nu s-ar schimba, putem s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m \u00eentrebarea balt\u0103.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 s-ar schimba, atunci pot s\u0103 te ajut cel pu\u0163in \u00een a\u015fa m\u0103sur\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00ee\u0163i spun c\u0103 te-ai hot\u0103r\u00e2t deja: tu ai nevoie de vampiri.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Vampir.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5791\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?attachment_id=5791\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Vampir.gif?fit=900%2C520&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"900,520\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Vampir\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Vampir.gif?fit=300%2C173&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Vampir.gif?fit=640%2C370&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5791\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Vampir-300x173.gif?resize=300%2C173\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"173\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Vampir.gif?resize=300%2C173&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Vampir.gif?resize=768%2C444&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gibt es Vampire? Einer fragte Herrn K., ob es Vampire g\u00e4be. Herr K. sagte: &#8222;Ich rate dir, nachzudenken, ob dein Verhalten je nach der Antwort auf diese Frage sich \u00e4ndern w\u00fcrde. W\u00fcrde es sich nicht \u00e4ndern, dann k\u00f6nnen wir die &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=5786\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,8,9,6,14,16,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amintiri-din-germania","category-general","category-internautice","category-borituri","category-oameni","category-platitudini","category-romania-in-lume"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-1vk","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":142,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=142","url_meta":{"origin":5786,"position":0},"title":"Suspense","author":"Mihai","date":"22 septembrie 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00cen Germania au loc azi alegeri parlamentare. 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