{"id":6053,"date":"2021-11-19T13:46:38","date_gmt":"2021-11-19T11:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6053"},"modified":"2021-12-02T07:28:01","modified_gmt":"2021-12-02T05:28:01","slug":"banzaiiii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6053","title":{"rendered":"Banzaiiii!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Pe nu \u015ftiu ce pagin\u0103 de facebook am accesat un link spre revista Kamikaze. Rezultatul a fost c\u0103 am primit prin messenger un mesaj \u00een german\u0103, care a dus la o discu\u0163ie foarte interesant\u0103 cu un pitic de gr\u0103din\u0103 de la aceast\u0103 prestigioas\u0103 publica\u0163ie, care \u00eemi aminte\u015fte \u00een mod fatal de un alt pitic de gr\u0103din\u0103 pomenit aici<\/a>. Ar mai fi, poate, de ad\u0103ugat, c\u0103 mi s-a confirmat din nou convingerea<\/a> c\u0103 b\u0103\u015fc\u0103lio\u015fii \u00ee\u015fi pierd complet sim\u0163ul umorului c\u00e2nd le este \u00een joc propria persoan\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Hallo Mihail-Onoriu! Bitte teile uns mit, wie wir dir weiterhelfen k\u00f6nnen.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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17. November um 20:16<\/div>\n
Mi, 20:16<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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P\u0103i io zic s-o l\u0103s\u0103m moart\u0103: am accesat un link de pe pagina voastr\u0103 de facebook, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi imaginez c\u0103 ave\u0163i un automatism at\u00e2t de t\u00e2mpit care m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00een german\u0103 cu ce m\u0103 pute\u0163i ajuta. A\u015fa c\u0103 ne vedem de treab\u0103, fiecare cu ale lui. Salut\u0103ri. PS Dac\u0103 considera\u0163i necesar, v\u0103 pot r\u0103spunde \u015fi \u00een german\u0103. Nu v\u0103 sfii\u0163i s\u0103-mi comunica\u0163i asta.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Heute um 11:09<\/div>\n
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despre ce vorbi\u021bi?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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M\u0103 distrase mesajul dvs de mai sus, pe care eu \u00eel v\u0103d \u00een german\u0103. Credeam c\u0103 se \u00een\u0163elege.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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noi nu avem mesaje automate, iar \u00een german\u0103 cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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trebuie s\u0103 fi fost o eroare a facebook-ului, \u201ee de la ei\u201d, cum ar veni \"\"<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Nep\u0103trunse sunt c\u0103ile internetului. Redau mesajul copy\/paste: „Hallo Mihail-Onoriu! Bitte teile uns mit, wie wir dir weiterhelfen k\u00f6nnen.” Se pare c\u0103 facebook v-a spart contul de facebook.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Nu v\u0103 l\u0103sa\u0163i! Bloca\u0163i-i.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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pe cine, domnule?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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P\u0103i pe \u0103ia care v-au spart contul. Ce-i a\u015fa greu de \u00een\u0163eles? Credeam c\u0103 ave\u0163i un pic de sim\u0163 al umorului.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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mul\u021bumim de sfaturi. V\u0103 mai putem ajuta \u0219i cu altceva?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Heute um 12:31<\/div>\n
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Mul\u0163umesc pentru r\u0103spuns. „V\u0103 mai putem ajuta \u0219i cu altceva?” Ave\u0163i, totu\u015fi, sim\u0163ul umorului. Ce-i drept, involuntar, dar oricum…<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Bai, nene, ia mergi si jurizeaza calitatea umorului in alta parte. E a patra oara cand ne pierdem timpul citind cum ne certi.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Nene s\u0103-i spune\u0163i lu tactu. (Mesaj care nu a mai fost trimis, probabil am fost blocat.)<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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