{"id":6083,"date":"2021-12-08T13:17:41","date_gmt":"2021-12-08T11:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6083"},"modified":"2021-12-08T13:17:41","modified_gmt":"2021-12-08T11:17:41","slug":"din-almanahurile-lui-dom-ubu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6083","title":{"rendered":"DIN ALMANAHURILE LUI DOM\u2019 UBU"},"content":{"rendered":"

CUNO\u015eTIN\u0162E FOLOSITOARE<\/h1>\n

Adunate de dom\u2019 Ubu special pentru anul 1899 dup\u0103 secretele savantului s\u0103u amic reverendul senior ALEXE<\/strong> Piemontezul<\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103-\u0163i v\u0103pse\u015fti p\u0103rul \u00een verde<\/h2>\n

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Ca s\u0103-\u0163i pice \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i caz\u0103 to\u0163i din\u0163ii<\/h2>\n

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Ca s\u0103-i faci sc\u00eerb\u0103 de vin la oare\u015fice be\u0163iv<\/h2>\n

Aibi ou\u0103le unei buhne (bun \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 mai multe ai s\u0103 afli-n cuib, mai bine are s\u0103 fie). Fierbe-le bine-bine \u015fi d\u0103-le de m\u00e2ncare be\u0163ivului: are s\u0103 i se fac\u0103 sc\u00e2rb\u0103 de vin, mai cu osebire dac\u0103 este june, c\u0103ci n-are s\u0103 mai beie \u00een veci vin.<\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103 faci aur strecurat cu salamandre<\/h2>\n

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Cei care g\u0103sesc aceast\u0103 asociere drept o aluzie jignitoare la adresa lui DAN ALEXE<\/a> n-au dec\u00e2t s-o p\u0103streze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

CUNO\u015eTIN\u0162E FOLOSITOARE Adunate de dom\u2019 Ubu special pentru anul 1899 dup\u0103 secretele savantului s\u0103u amic reverendul senior ALEXE Piemontezul Ca s\u0103-\u0163i v\u0103pse\u015fti p\u0103rul \u00een verde [  ] Ca s\u0103-\u0163i pice \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i caz\u0103 to\u0163i din\u0163ii [  ] Ca s\u0103-i faci … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,9,14,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-internautice","category-oameni","category-fara-categorie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-1A7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":127,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=127","url_meta":{"origin":6083,"position":0},"title":"Anti (Spumante)","author":"Mihai","date":"1 martie 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Maistre, f\u0103-\u021bi poman\u0103! 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