{"id":6279,"date":"2022-12-21T09:13:54","date_gmt":"2022-12-21T07:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6279"},"modified":"2022-12-22T15:24:13","modified_gmt":"2022-12-22T13:24:13","slug":"twitter-ceo-gesucht-se-cauta-ceo-pentru-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6279","title":{"rendered":"Twitter CEO gesucht \/ Se caut\u0103 CEO pentru Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nachdem \u00fcber 57% der Angestellten sich gegen ihn ausgesprochen haben, will Elon Musk die Konzernf\u00fchrung aufgeben.<\/p>\n

Ich werde als CEO zur\u00fccktreten, sobald ich jemanden finde, der t\u00f6richt genug ist, den Job zu \u00fcbernehmen!<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey, Elon, mir machst du keine Angst! Ich bin unter zwei Bedingungen dabei: du ziehst dich aus dem Konzern ganz zur\u00fcck und ich arbeite im Homeoffice. Einverstanden?<\/p>\n

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Dup\u0103 ce peste 57% din angja\u0163i s-au declarat \u00eempotriva lui, Elon Musk vrea s\u0103 renun\u0163e la \u015fefia concernului.<\/p>\n

Am s\u0103 m\u0103 retreg din func\u0163ia de CEO de\u00eendat\u0103 ce voi g\u0103si pe cineva care este \u00eendeajuns de nes\u0103buit \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 preia func\u0163ia!<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hei, Elon, pe mine nu m\u0103 sperii! Accept, cu dou\u0103 condi\u0163ii: tu te retragi complet din concern \u015fi eu lucrez \u00een regim de home office. De acord?<\/p>\n

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Nachdem \u00fcber 57% der Angestellten sich gegen ihn ausgesprochen haben, will Elon Musk die Konzernf\u00fchrung aufgeben. Ich werde als CEO zur\u00fccktreten, sobald ich jemanden finde, der t\u00f6richt genug ist, den Job zu \u00fcbernehmen! Hey, Elon, mir machst du keine Angst! … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,9,6,11,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-internautice","category-borituri","category-management","category-oameni"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-1Dh","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4616,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=4616","url_meta":{"origin":6279,"position":0},"title":"Ratschlag \/ Sfat","author":"Mihai","date":"4 mai 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Das Ger\u00fccht geht um, Donald Trump h\u00e4tte Elon Musk eine Methode verraten, wie Tesla die Elektroautos verbessern kann. 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