{"id":6706,"date":"2024-02-13T12:29:56","date_gmt":"2024-02-13T10:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6706"},"modified":"2024-02-15T18:43:00","modified_gmt":"2024-02-15T16:43:00","slug":"bine-ati-venit-in-baskalya-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6706","title":{"rendered":"Bine a\u0163i venit \u00een Baskalya (5)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Spune\u0163i! (C\u0103tre colega ei): A\u015fa c\u0103 i-am zis s\u0103-\u015fi vad\u0103 de treab\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 nu se pun\u0103 cu mine.<br \/>\n&#8211; A\u015f dori&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Spune\u0163i! (C\u0103tre colega ei): \u015ei nici n-am mai auzit nimic de toat\u0103 chestia.<br \/>\n&#8211; P\u0103i \u00eencerc s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, da&#8217; dac\u0103 vorbi\u0163i cu colega&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Dumneata s\u0103 nu m\u0103-nve\u0163i pe mine cum s\u0103-mi fac treaba. Spune ce vrei, c\u0103 mai a\u015fteapt\u0103 \u015fi al\u0163ii.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">===<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bun\u0103 ziua.<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Caut un m\u00e2ner de inox pentru capace de sticl\u0103, am mai luat de aici.<br \/>\n&#8211; C\u00e2nd?<br \/>\n&#8211; P\u0103i nu mai \u015ftiu exact, acu&#8217; vreo doi ani. Era un ambalaj cu carton la spate. Cred c\u0103 galben.<br \/>\n&#8211; A, \u0103lea? C\u0103uta\u0163i tot felul de vechituri de pe vremea c\u00e2nd eram eu fat\u0103 mare. Nu avem.<br \/>\n&#8211; Stai, tu Ioan\u0103, c\u0103-s aici. Aduc io. C\u00e2te dori\u0163i?<br \/>\n&#8211; Da\u0163i-mi v\u0103 rog dou\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8211; 30 de lei. Vezi c\u0103 nu-i niciun carton galben? Altceva?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">===<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua, am venit s\u0103-mi ridic cardul de credit.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u2026<br \/>\n\u2013 Am primit un mesaj, curierul n-a putut chipurile s\u0103-l livreze la domiciliu. De\u015fi am fost tot timpul acas\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u00cemi da\u0163i un buletin? (Caut\u0103 pre\u0163 de c\u00e2teva minute \u00een calculator.) Aici scrie c\u0103 ave\u0163i cet\u0103\u0163enie dubl\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 Da, am \u015fi cet\u0103\u0163enie baskalyan\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 Da buletin baskalyan nu ave\u0163i?<br \/>\n\u2013 Ba da, dar nu umblu tot timpul cu am\u00e2ndou\u0103 \u00een buzunar.<br \/>\n\u2013 P\u0103i eu trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 actualizez datele personale.<br \/>\n\u2013 Sta\u0163i pu\u0163in, dac\u0103 venea curierul la mine acas\u0103 \u00eemi cerea \u015fi el ambele acte de identitate? \u015ei f\u0103cea el actualizarea?<br \/>\n\u2013 Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 nu, pentru c\u0103 nu este autorizat. Dar acum sunte\u0163i la noi. Noi suntem.<br \/>\n\u2013 Haide\u0163i s-o lu\u0103m \u00eencet. Am primit un SMS prin care sunt aten\u0163ionat s\u0103-mi ridic cardul de credit de la aceast\u0103 agen\u0163ie. Nu era vorba de nicio actualizare. M-am legitimat, v\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi elibera\u0163i cardul.<br \/>\n\u2013 Atunci trebuie s\u0103 da\u0163i o declara\u0163ie scris\u0103 c\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2ni\u0163i limba baskalyan\u0103. (\u00cempinge un formular peste mas\u0103.)<br \/>\n\u2013 Chiar vorbi\u0163i serios?<br \/>\n\u2013 Asta e regula pentru clien\u0163ii str\u0103ini.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u2026 (Completeaz\u0103 formularul fierb\u00e2nd.)<br \/>\n\u2013 M\u0103 \u00eentorc imediat. (Se duce cu buletinul la aparatul de copiat. Revine.) Aici ave\u0163i buletinul \u015fi cardul, PIN-ul este acela\u015fi.<br \/>\n\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 tot ne ascundem \u00een spatele birocra\u0163iei, ar trebui s\u0103 v\u0103 informa\u0163i, actul de identitate este proprietatea statului care l-a emis \u015fi nu ave\u0163i dreptul s\u0103-l copia\u0163i. Bun\u0103 ziua.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u2026<br \/>\n\u2013 P#\u00a4&amp;K\u0103*%<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Baskalya-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6711\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?attachment_id=6711\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Baskalya-1.jpg?fit=1296%2C684&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1296,684\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Baskalya\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Baskalya-1.jpg?fit=640%2C338&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Baskalya-1.jpg?resize=300%2C158&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"158\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6711\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Baskalya-1.jpg?resize=300%2C158&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Baskalya-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C540&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Baskalya-1.jpg?resize=768%2C405&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Baskalya-1.jpg?w=1296&amp;ssl=1 1296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Spune\u0163i! (C\u0103tre colega ei): A\u015fa c\u0103 i-am zis s\u0103-\u015fi vad\u0103 de treab\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 nu se pun\u0103 cu mine. &#8211; A\u015f dori&#8230; &#8211; Spune\u0163i! (C\u0103tre colega ei): \u015ei nici n-am mai auzit nimic de toat\u0103 chestia. &#8211; P\u0103i \u00eencerc &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6706\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,9,6,14,16,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-internautice","category-borituri","category-oameni","category-platitudini","category-atractii-turistice"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-1Ka","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6053,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6053","url_meta":{"origin":6706,"position":0},"title":"Banzaiiii!","author":"Mihai","date":"19 noiembrie 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 Pe nu \u015ftiu ce pagin\u0103 de facebook am accesat un link spre revista Kamikaze. 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