{"id":693,"date":"2015-02-22T10:23:38","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T10:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=693"},"modified":"2015-02-22T13:50:31","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T13:50:31","slug":"chestii-bovine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=693","title":{"rendered":"Chestii bovine"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pentru cazurile c\u00e2nd ne e prea lene s\u0103 ne deplas\u0103m 2 km. p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een satul vecin \u015fi s\u0103 facem rost de lapte de vac\u0103 „de \u0163\u0103ran\u201c, am cump\u0103rat c\u00e2ndva ni\u015fte cutii de lapte UHT Fulga, pe care le p\u0103str\u0103m \u00een pivni\u0163\u0103 pentru cazuri de nevoie. Ast\u0103zi, la micul dejun, nevoia a ap\u0103rut. \u00cemi sare pentru prima dat\u0103 \u00een ochi textul de pe cutie: ambalajul ofer\u0103 nu numai un litru de lapte semidegresat, omogenizat \u015fi ultrapasteurizat, ci \u015fi \u201cRe\u0163ete pentru copii reu\u015fi\u0163i\u201d.
\nLa \u00eenceput m-am distrat de t\u00e2mpeniile debitate, dar pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce citeam mai departe m-a apucat, \u00eencetul cu \u00eencetul, groaza. Oare vaca Fulga \u00eentre\u0163ine \u015fi ea, prin analogie cu proiectul nazist \u201cLebensborn<\/a>\u201d, un azil \u201cFulgaborn\u201d, unde aceste re\u0163ete sunt testate \u201cpe viu\u201d?
\nV\u0103 las s\u0103 v\u0103 edifica\u0163i singuri.<\/p>\n

PS\"Fulga<\/a>
\nEram curios s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 Fulga d\u0103, la adresa de facebook indicat\u0103 pe ambalaj, \u015fi o re\u0163et\u0103 pentru politicieni reu\u015fi\u0163i. Am renun\u0163at \u00eens\u0103 s\u0103 accesez acest site \u00een momentul \u00een care mi s-a comunicat \u201cFulga cu re\u021bete de copii reu\u0219i\u021bi<\/strong> erh\u00e4lt Zugriff auf folgende Informationen: \u00f6ffentliches Profil und Freundesliste.\u201c<\/em> Adic\u0103, dac\u0103 a\u015f fi continuat, puteam, eu \u015fi prietenii mei de pe facebook, s\u0103 ne preg\u0103tim s\u0103 primim o droaie de reclam\u0103, cam de aceea\u015fi calitate, se-n\u0163elege.
\nP\u0103cat. M-ar fi interesat foarte mult s\u0103 aflu ingredientele unui politician.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pentru cazurile c\u00e2nd ne e prea lene s\u0103 ne deplas\u0103m 2 km. p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een satul vecin \u015fi s\u0103 facem rost de lapte de vac\u0103 „de \u0163\u0103ran\u201c, am cump\u0103rat c\u00e2ndva ni\u015fte cutii de lapte UHT Fulga, pe care le p\u0103str\u0103m \u00een … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,8,6,10,14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amintiri-din-germania","category-general","category-borituri","category-invatati-dracului-romaneste","category-oameni","category-romania-in-lume"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-bb","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":764,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=764","url_meta":{"origin":693,"position":0},"title":"Telecomunica\u0163ii pe rom\u00e2ne\u015fte","author":"Mihai","date":"28 februarie 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Cu ocazia unui articol de pe platforma contributors.ro m-am sim\u0163it provocat s\u0103 scriu ni\u015fte comentarii \u015fi, totodat\u0103, s\u0103 dezgrop ni\u015fte poze mai vechi, care nu \u015fi-au pierdut \u00eens\u0103 de loc actualitatea. 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