{"id":6953,"date":"2024-11-21T11:43:25","date_gmt":"2024-11-21T09:43:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6953"},"modified":"2024-11-21T13:48:59","modified_gmt":"2024-11-21T11:48:59","slug":"constatare-trista-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6953","title":{"rendered":"Constatare trist\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crez\u00e2nd cu t\u0103rie \u00een miraculosul \u015fi perenitatea artei, eram sigur c\u0103 banana \u0163intuit\u0103 de zid este cea original\u0103, sfid\u00e2nd orice considera\u0163ii referitoare la termenul de valabilitate al alimentelor, ca s\u0103 nu mai vorbesc despre legile naturii. Asta ar fi, \u00een ochii mei, singura justificare pentru pre\u0163ul la care a fost v\u00e2ndut\u0103.<br \/>\nAflu \u00eens\u0103 <a href=\"https:\/\/tvrinfo.ro\/opera-de-arta-care-consta-intr-o-banana-lipita-cu-banda-adeziva-de-un-perete-vanduta-cu-62-milioane-de-dolari\/\">acum<\/a> c\u0103 opera de art\u0103 se vinde \u00eempreun\u0103 cu un manual de utilizare, care descrie \u00een detaliu cum trebuie \u00eenlocuit\u0103 banana, pentru a o p\u0103stra proasp\u0103t\u0103 \u015fi \u00een orice moment comestibil\u0103. Mare-i gr\u0103dina Ta, Doamne&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Banane-Dali.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6955\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?attachment_id=6955\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Banane-Dali.jpg?fit=545%2C545&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"545,545\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Banane Dali\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Banane-Dali.jpg?fit=545%2C545&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Banane-Dali.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6955\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Banane-Dali.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Banane-Dali.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Banane-Dali.jpg?w=545&amp;ssl=1 545w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n(Copyright Stephan Brusche)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crez\u00e2nd cu t\u0103rie \u00een miraculosul \u015fi perenitatea artei, eram sigur c\u0103 banana \u0163intuit\u0103 de zid este cea original\u0103, sfid\u00e2nd orice considera\u0163ii referitoare la termenul de valabilitate al alimentelor, ca s\u0103 nu mai vorbesc despre legile naturii. Asta ar fi, \u00een &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=6953\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,9,6,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-internautice","category-borituri","category-oameni"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mZDH-1O9","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2217,"url":"https:\/\/paulmelian.de\/blog\/?p=2217","url_meta":{"origin":6953,"position":0},"title":"Ai uitat tractoarele, boule!","author":"Mihai","date":"8 noiembrie 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Ministrul Daea (\u0103la cu oaea) explic\u0103 agricultura: [ ] V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc pentru c\u0103 m-a\u021bi ascultat. 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